Skarclaw Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Wait so the RAF didn't want him and he joined the infantry? That seems to be the story of just about every service person I have met. Is there some sort of uber-elite club for being in the RAF? yes, private school. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Coming from the son of an ex-Flight Lieutenant that grew up in a farmhouse in the Borders I doubt it . But then he wasn't one of the fly-boys in the supersonic fighters so perhaps that is the private school club? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Unrelated: this genius man is my friend's uncle: http://www.targeta.co.uk/wheretogo.htm I love it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 He drives a truck for a living and fishes as a hobby. I have a soldier who does this while still employed. Why did he leave? The RAF get a lot of flak* but they've actually got it sorted. They have lots of money and manpower. One man, one job. The infantry dirt pigs insult everyone because it's a fostered culture. Even their officers are bred to hate other capbadges. *pun intended Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I have a soldier who does this while still employed. Why did he leave? Did his stint and called it a day I think. He was gonna go into anti-piracy work, but got his girlfriend up the duff so became a trucker instead. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Has he bought a 'prostitute hammer' yet? Might be an idea for a Christmas present if not... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Funnily enough, he has just concreted a 6ft x 2ft section of his garden. Even his dad asked if there was a dead hooker under it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Naa, you're supposed to chop them up and throw them out the window along the M6. Disclaimer: I have not nor will not kill a protitute and chopped them up and thrown them out a window2nd EDIT: Additional words in bold Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Which motorway was it, then? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Edited. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 PROSTITUTE KILLER! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I've just re-read my sentence. Twice in two threads i've worded something badly.Gods damn me. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Modern day Jack the Ripper, no stalking women down a Victorian alleyway wearing a cloak, more taking them out with the special offers at your local DIY store while wearing a baseball cap. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 A group of us went to B&Q one evening and bought some tools to lift a couple of floorboards that looked like they were blocking off a cellar in our old house. One of the group, just for the lols, added rope, tape, and a shovel to his trolley. The looks they gave us was priceless. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 A group of us went to B&Q one evening and bought some tools to lift a couple of floorboards that looked like they were blocking off a cellar in our old house. This line alone could lead to a 'guess what we found under there, the owners of the previous house!!!!' moment. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Nah, it wasn't a cellar. It was just the airspace under the ground floor. Massive anticlimax. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Massive anticlimax. I had one of those once. I wish work would pick up. And no I am not going to go be a trucker before anyone asks . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 The stolen valour law that got struck down was just the general one. If you profit from lying/fabricating service then it is still illegal. Congress rewrote it. To be honest I would have no issue with that kind of act but it is.fairly well covered by theft by deception or fraud law really. Link to post Share on other sites
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