16kuokhc1 Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 When someone was asking me about silencers in airsoft, this is literally what he asked me: "Are silencers good?" Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 This topic. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Burn! Link to post Share on other sites
16kuokhc1 Posted September 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2015 Oh noes! My feelings are hurted :-D Link to post Share on other sites
tquilha Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 What happens when two refrigerators fight? A Cold War Link to post Share on other sites
Breathe Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I work at a resturant. How big is your 14 inch pizza? Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 I not sure if I mentioned this in the Schnitzel thread but I sold a sofa a few years ago. Advertised it in the local paper and online stuff for sale thing. Had a description, dimensions e.t.c. A few days later I get a phone call. Idiot: Hi. I'm interested in your sofa. I was wondering if it would fit in my trailer? Me: That would depend on how big your trailer is wouldn't it fella. Idiot: Oh yeah. I suppose. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Can I have a pint of beer? Sure, would that be a lager, bitter, mild, porter, stout, craft, pilsner etc? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Hello, Empire Records, open till midnight. Midnight. Link to post Share on other sites
tquilha Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Two kids talking: - Do the adults pray at your home before the meals? - No, my mom knows how to cook. Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 "Can I buy dual M9s?" Link to post Share on other sites
16kuokhc1 Posted September 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Right after me telling my friend that he should just save up for a KSC mp7 instead of the WE SMG 8, he literally asks me: "Is WE okay?" (And yes, it's the same guy who asked if silencers are good) Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Is WE OK? Yeah bruv we is a'ight innit. Link to post Share on other sites
bankz5152 Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 At the pub ordering some chips, they had been a while. Me: How long the chips will be? Barmaid: ermm about this big *holds up her hands to shoe the literal size of chips, not the time* :/ on my phone, my spelling will suck Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 Right after me telling my friend that he should just save up for a KSC mp7 instead of the WE SMG 8, he literally asks me: "Is WE okay?" (And yes, it's the same guy who asked if silencers are good) WE is the right size for a start. Definitely should go with the Small Rice though. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 At the pub ordering some chips, they had been a while. Me: How long the chips will be? Barmaid: ermm about this big *holds up her hands to shoe the literal size of chips, not the time* :/ on my phone, my spelling will suck Link to post Share on other sites
16kuokhc1 Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Same guy proceeds to say this: "GBB SMGs are cheaper than AEGs" Lolwut? Link to post Share on other sites
tquilha Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Well, he's partially right... Systemas still outprice a good GBBR. Link to post Share on other sites
16kuokhc1 Posted September 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 He says it right after I suggested the WELL R4 AEP Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 30, 2015 Report Share Posted September 30, 2015 My non blowback gas gun cost way over a grand. Link to post Share on other sites
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