Lance Jackass Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Im not a geardo. I just have a very sexual obsession with DPM. Its just so perfect in every way. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 If (with apologies to Rudyard Kipling) If you wear a MICH helmet when all about you Are wearing caps and laughing at you; If you can trust your holster when all men doubt theirs, But had to pay eighty pounds for the privilege; If you can skirmish and not be tired by skirmishing, Because you have a Camelback and expensive boots, Or, being hated, don't give way to neg repping, And yet look too good, and talk too wise; If you can dream of gear - and those dreams become your master; If you can think - and make thoughts your aim through an authentic ACOG; If you can meet with Viper and UTG And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to mock WEESATCH, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build without acknowledging that a cheaper item would've been as good; If you can make one heap of all your gear And find it fills half your house, And the shed, and still not have enough And accept you might have more than you need; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To keep buying trousers instead of food, And so hold on when there is no money for rent Because that little HaVoC voice says: "Hold on"; If you can talk with SeALS and have them think you are sad, Or walk with Delta and say they aren't authentic; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; Because bbs bounce off your authentic body armour; If you can fill the unforgiving STAR lo cap With thirty bbs worth of plastic death Yours is the Gear Forum and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Geardo my son! Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/inde...showtopic=32403 Maybe you find out here. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Once again Krazy L mananged to inflate his ego (read: ePenis) in a none so subtle way, with a new thread! [frank_zappa]I hate to tell you, but I told you so![/frank_zappa] http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/inde...showtopic=32403 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I too noticed what you did Samm. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 LMAO awesome sledge. Was that your own creation? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Well, the original was (obviously) by Rudyard Kipling. This bastardisation is my own work. Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy L Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 smurfelberries. I am teh bloody geardo. NO i refuse it. i dun wanna be geardo. my calling is in the guns. i am a gun nut. not a geardo. yet i have star real caps. authintic body armor. the acog. NOOOOOOO!!!!!1!!11!!one!!!!!shift eleven nice song by the way... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 If you can fill the unforgiving STAR lo cap With thirty bbs worth of plastic death Oh FFS, drop that stupid 'plastic death' filter, the joke's passed now. In-joke... Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'd say if you live in England, or in my case Washington, and own a set of desert BDUs.... that constitutes Geardo-dom. Just my opinion, but living in a very green environment, I just LOVE shooting the "rangers" dressed in desert camo. They just stand out. it's so easy. Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Badass managed to pull it off (in a non sexual way) allright at AG.I may follow his example and buy the dessie DPM. Link to post Share on other sites
Krazy L Posted September 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'd say if you live in England, or in my case Washington, and own a set of desert BDUs.... that constitutes Geardo-dom. Just my opinion, but living in a very green environment, I just LOVE shooting the "rangers" dressed in desert camo. They just stand out. it's so easy. Aaron <{POST_SNAPBACK}> dang i live in the middle of a bloody forest and own 2 sets of desert MARPAT. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 nice song by the way... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dear God... Po Em. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 *Insert comment about American intelligence here* Missed that earlier. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Am i an attention seeker? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 If you think I'm re-writing "If" again, you've got another thing coming. And it ain't the first kiss of spring, if you know what I mean. And I'm sure you do. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 I dont but erm, okay. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 Thread locked by request of KrazyL. Link to post Share on other sites
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