visionviper Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 rofl, that's fantastic Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 ROFL again, very funny joke Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 HAHAHAH, that's funny as hell! Link to post Share on other sites
anrm85 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 lol! Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 A drunk goes into confession. He just sits there for a minute and the priest looks up. Still the drunk sits there. The priest politely coughs. Still the drunk sits there. Then the priests knocks on the wall. Still the drunk sits there. He knocks louder. Upon the third time of knocking the drunk says "It's no good knocking. There's no toilet paper in here either" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 A nun's having a bath one day, when there's a knock at the door. Unable to find her bathrobe, she walks to the door and says "Who is it?" A man's voice from the other side says "It's the blind man." The nun figures there's no harm in letting him in while she gets dressed, so she opens the door. The man outside looks her up and down, then says "Nice tits. Where do you want this blind?" Link to post Share on other sites
kronic Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 A nun's having a bath one day, when there's a knock at the door. Unable to find her bathrobe, she walks to the door and says "Who is it?" A man's voice from the other side says "It's the blind man." The nun figures there's no harm in letting him in while she gets dressed, so she opens the door. The man outside looks her up and down, then says "Nice tits. Where do you want this blind?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOVE IT! Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 ROFL AT BOTH! Link to post Share on other sites
Bob_Marley Posted November 4, 2005 Report Share Posted November 4, 2005 chuckle Link to post Share on other sites
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