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Shao14

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Oh yeah...I brang a pillow and got a 2 hour head-start on my sleep for that night ^_^

 

No WONDER you were failing Spanish: you're lousy at English! lol, just kidding.

 

Next time I find a math question I sure as hell can't answer, I'm going to write 42. If the teacher has read the books, I may get half of a point for being philosophically correct.

 

Or, if the question on a test in my US Government class asks:

 

"What are the words to your country's national anthem?"

 

I'll write:

 

"Unbreakable union of freeborn republics

Great Russia has welded forever to stand

Created in struggle by will of the people

United and mighty our Soviet land!

 

Sing to the Motherland -- home of the free

Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong!

O' Party of Lenin! The strength of the people

Through Communism's triumph lead us on!"

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That actually made me laugh, wait for that triangle dont you need more information :S, you cant just work it out like that can you?

Nope, no work at all is needed. It's one of those things that you shoudl just know in Geometry. They're used alot, but with different factors (for example a 12 16 20 triangle is the same...just the sides are multiplied by 4).

 

Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell

him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my

head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

That was my favorite.

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