BadAssTronaut Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Found this on another set of forums (Non-airsoft) No offence meant to anyone from Swansea. What the *fruitcage* is this all about !!! How much are the places going to be ??? Swansea Caravan Site £4.50. Sketty £5. Gower £10. Ling Ling's Massage Parlour £15. Stinking Power Company £17.99. The Vetch £20 (in real life !!). What about the property...can't see them doing houses and hotels.....caravans and DSS flats maybe. What about the playing counters...no need for a top hat, car, boat etc........turd, calor gas cylinder, a pikey dog, burnt out capri. They couldn't possibly make the money in £500's , £250's and £100's.....Jacks haven't seen that much money in years......surely they'll use orderbooks and girocheques to pay their way through the game. Community Chest and Chance will have some alterations too......"Got a whole neighbourhood hooked on crack - collect £15"...."Pay Dividends in Matalan shares - collect £1.63"....."Get caught letting Caravan tires down - Fined £5"......"Caught watching Swansea Town.....go straight to Jail" I can see the advert now......"Jackopoly.....a game for gypos" !!!! Lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 There was on emade for Gloucester shire and it was almost as bad Like buy a feild £10 Link to post Share on other sites
Itsari Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 lol 'fell over the stoners near the pool go back to the patty pavilion' Link to post Share on other sites
corpral pain Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 roflmao good one badass Link to post Share on other sites
snip3r Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 brill Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 haha "Swim in the sea, spend 3 turns in hospital" Link to post Share on other sites
Itsari Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 'pass through port talbort grow an extra limb' Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 'pass through port talbort grow an extra limb' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> haha "Do not pass go, £200 stolen by a local" Link to post Share on other sites
Itsari Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 lol'd some more for all thoses who dont know whats going on be thankful you dont Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 local police find you trying to hitch a ride on a P&O ferry to amsteredam your find £50 and sent to jail Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 lol they could keep the car icon, but instead of a posh one have a clapped out fiesta with no side window Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 and the wheels a are replaced with bricks for that added 'dramtic' effect! Link to post Share on other sites
Intimidator Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 I Never Understood A Thing... I'm gonna go back to doing whatever I was doing, whatever that is. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 I Never Understood A Thing... I'm gonna go back to doing whatever I was doing, whatever that is. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you've not been to Swansea, ye shall not have knowledge of which we speak. (It's a craphole, full of morons and crime and that bint Catherine Zeta Jones owns a house there. Whooptydooda) Link to post Share on other sites
me1234 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 listen you bunch of ignorant twats! i live in swansea and its not as you make it out to be. so before you judge your biast opinions i think you need to take a visit to swansea and see that its not full of gypos and pikeys like you poopies believe, now why dont you stick to the old saying of never judge a book by its cover! because to be honest you lot sound like a complete and utter bunch of pricks. Swansea is not as you have made it out to be, port talbot is not like that, wow we have a stel works there, like thats gonna make you grow an extra limb twats, stolen by locals, yeah that doesnt happen in swansea, on my final comment, would you like it if someone was saying this about you or your town, no you would so im sure you can understand my anger, so *fruitcage* you, you bunch of twats, and grow up! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 My guess is that you don't play airsoft, so you can't come on here and slag off airsoft players either! Retard. On the subject of the joke, it made me laugh like hell. So sue me. Link to post Share on other sites
Puzo Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 listen you bunch of ignorant twats! i live in swansea and its not as you make it out to be. so before you judge your biast opinions i think you need to take a visit to swansea and see that its not full of gypos and pikeys like you poopies believe, now why dont you stick to the old saying of never judge a book by its cover! because to be honest you lot sound like a complete and utter bunch of pricks. Swansea is not as you have made it out to be, port talbot is not like that, wow we have a stel works there, like thats gonna make you grow an extra limb twats, stolen by locals, yeah that doesnt happen in swansea, on my final comment, would you like it if someone was saying this about you or your town, no you would so im sure you can understand my anger, so *fruitcage* you, you bunch of twats, and grow up! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rofl. Do they have Education in swansea? Link to post Share on other sites
Karly Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 erm, hi! Im also from Swansea.. but Im not about to call anyone on here arrogant or ignorant.. maybe just inexperienced! Swansea is great. we do have losers, and maybe a few gypsy's. cudnt tell you, never met one myself! BUT we do have lush beaches, pretty countryside and a city of which, I , myself love! So, before anyone decides to 'slag off' our city again.. take a tour with me! I'm pretty sure Id be able to change ur minds! Link to post Share on other sites
Puzo Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 See "me1234"? An answer like karlys would of been better rather than what you posted. I was only joking about "Do they have education in swansea?" i was just trying to annoy "me1234" hehe Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Wow, does a Google search for Swansea bring this thread up top or something? Link to post Share on other sites
Puzo Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Kinda... Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Smasher Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 Kinda... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO! First I read this crazy unexplicable monopoly-swansea rip-off,then some ######-off welsh people talk and then..it's all a blur... Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 listen you bunch of ignorant twats! i live in swansea and its not as you make it out to be. so before you judge your biast opinions i think you need to take a visit to swansea and see that its not full of gypos and pikeys like you poopies believe, now why dont you stick to the old saying of never judge a book by its cover! because to be honest you lot sound like a complete and utter bunch of pricks. Swansea is not as you have made it out to be, port talbot is not like that, wow we have a stel works there, like thats gonna make you grow an extra limb twats, stolen by locals, yeah that doesnt happen in swansea, on my final comment, would you like it if someone was saying this about you or your town, no you would so im sure you can understand my anger, so *fruitcage* you, you bunch of twats, and grow up! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can say what you like about the 4 mile radius around my house, i hate it. all of the local jumps have been buldozed over by th e trentham development people, f**king retards, im so P**sed off at the moment about that, and to see what they have done go the link below http://www.dirttag.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php...er=asc&start=15 Link to post Share on other sites
Karly Posted April 16, 2005 Report Share Posted April 16, 2005 LMAO! First I read this crazy unexplicable monopoly-swansea rip-off,then some ######-off welsh people talk and then..it's all a blur... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> some what???? Link to post Share on other sites
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