ColdZer0 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 There's this "fad" among junk-food nuts here in the states that goes like this. 1) Get Twinkie 2) Put on Stick 3) Fry it 4) Cover in Chocolate Sauce 5) Consume. Blech! Even if I COULD consume that much sugar without getting the shakes or going into a coma it still sounds nasty. That cr*p will still put some junk in yer trunk if ya know what I mean... - A Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 There's this "fad" among junk-food nuts here in the states that goes like this. 1) Get Twinkie 2) Put on Stick 3) Fry it 4) Cover in Chocolate Sauce 5) Consume. Blech! Even if I COULD consume that much sugar without getting the shakes or going into a coma it still sounds nasty. That cr*p will still put some junk in yer trunk if ya know what I mean... - A <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What states are you talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
ColdZer0 Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 What states are you talking about? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The UNITED States (as in not the UK) This culinary spectacle can usually be found at state fairs or tailgate parties. Probably served with lite beer. - A Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Never seen a fired twinkie, that's just plain wrong. State fairs tend to have real weird stuff though.......... Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 HaVoC (man that's a lot of effort to type, now Mitsuko is around... christ) I don't want to sound like I'm spamming but... one w0rt GOLLUM! ingredients: raw Salmon (or underside of giant Tuna.) gut, fillet, (de)scale, cut into bitesize and serve on a mound of crushed ice. (add small amounts of rock salt to take away that icky fishy smell/taste if required, e.g. if fish has been dead for more than 6 hours.) enjoy with wasabi and (japanese/mixable) soy sauce . mwa! Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 heres a really simple recipe. one package of large flour tortillas, One pound of cheddar cheese, slice cheese and place on tortillas, roll up tortillas, microwave for about 45seconds or untill cheese starts to turn soft. remove from microwave and consume. Carefull! if the cheese melts to much it will run out the ends of the tortilla tube and will burn thy hands! Link to post Share on other sites
Rocketman Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 peanut butter (creamy) + ice cream (any flavour, but vanilla works best if want to savour the peanut butter) = yum eggs are also the easiest things in the world to cook i also have my "random chicken surprise": 1) buy (or catch if yer skint) some chicken 2) heat some oil in a pan (or a pot) 3) put in some cut up garlic and onions (an spices if u have em) 4) randomly start mixing in various sauces (tomato sauce, chilli sauce, bbq sauce, dark soy sauce, sweet soy sauce, any thing you can get your hands on.... i'm asian/oriental so we have lots of these sauces around) keep tasting the mixture until it "tastes nice" (tip: adding chicken stock to a chicken dish makes the chicken taste more like chicken ) 5) mix in the chicken... u may need to add water to build up the sauce so it covers the chicken 6) cook until done, making sure to mix it up every now an then so the stuff at the bottom of the pan doesn't burn voila, serve and pray its good Link to post Share on other sites
FireFox Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 What states are you talking about? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My guess is in Chicago because thats the home of the twinke. One restraunt in Chicago has deserts involving twinkes. Ansd to stay on topic heres my recipe for Venison. Take some vension put in a crockpot add some gravy and let it cook all day and then serve it on noodles or rice. Thats one of my redneck recipes I also have some for squirrels. Mmmmm tasty. Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 simple, take two slices of bread, thicker the beter, cut 3 slices of cheese and place on bread, add small-ish dollop of ketchup, make into sandwich, make into toasted sandwich MMmmmmm verry nice, advise to use one of those toasty makers Link to post Share on other sites
Jules Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 1. Handgun of your choice (get a tasty one, preferably unloaded ) 2. Large tub of cool-whip Directions: 1.Dip end of pistol into cool-whip 2. Eat cool-whip off of the end of pistol 3. Repeat Mmm...pistol whip.. Sorry, I had to. Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 oh yeah, thingys recipe for microwaveing cheese on crackers also works with rye bread in place of crackers, actualy, it tastes beter O_o Link to post Share on other sites
RedScare Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 So, I not sure if this is necroposting, but Im in search of a calzone recipe. I have tried a couple and they have failed me. In return, I cookie recipe I kind of created. 1 cup of butter 12 oz of chocolate chips (in weight) 2 cups of flour 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1/2 tsp salt 1 cup of sugar 1 8oz chocolate bar grated (freeze it before you grate it) 2 1/2 cups of blended oatmeal 2 eggs 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp. vanilla 2 1/2 nuts your choice (walnuts are pretty good) optional combine wet and dry ingerdients ect bake for 11 minutes at 375 Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted October 20, 2007 Report Share Posted October 20, 2007 So, I not sure if this is necroposting, but... Not sure? It's a spectacular bit of necroposting. Truly World class. Possibly an all-time record. Getting on for 3 years between posts! What possesed you to search for a recipe thread on an airsoft forum??? Anyway, looks like a good recipe for cookies so carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
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