tobz_gh Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies. 6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Leave a big 4 liter bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, and then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, and then drive off. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?" 12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead. 13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again. 15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card. 16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members). 17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. 19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.I think I might do this next time. Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I think I might do this next time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> lol gdgdgd great fun i have tryed most of themw ith freinds lol very hard to keep a streight face Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Circling a drive through? Never done that before....... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 even better still order a coke at the window when she turns round shout "fire in the hold" as loud as you can and throw it in there .. then drive off like a idiot or a great idea is called get arrested by the cops for doing that Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Lol personaly i like the ask the persone how they fit in there :-D Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 How about just ordering the food then eating it? Now it may be my age showing but I don't get what the point is? Link to post Share on other sites
Tirpitz10 Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again. Milkshake, the next generation of engine lubricant! Though I seriously doubt the engine will start after having nine large milkshakes down the oil filler....... Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Milkshake, the next generation of engine lubricant! Though I seriously doubt the engine will start after having nine large milkshakes down the oil filler....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lmao Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Milkshake, the next generation of engine lubricant! Though I seriously doubt the engine will start after having nine large milkshakes down the oil filler....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lmao enough said Link to post Share on other sites
JJBennett Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Number 12 sounds i hilarious thing to do!!!! order a coke at the window when she turns round shout "fire in the hold" as loud as you can and throw it in there .. then drive off like a idiot Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 I'm trying number 8. Link to post Share on other sites
JJBennett Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Yeah i can imagine it now. Another funny one is when they say; "can i take your order please?" you say; "no you may not you multinational freak of a fat inducing company, go and mince some more nuggets for 5 years olds and make them die of chicken pancreas poisoning." Drive off then go to KFC, or better park car then go into the restaturant bit and completely forget the last 2 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
thegunnut Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Order wearing a pigeon costume. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 KFC am bestest food! Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 or you could order wearing a maccy d's uniform that would be taking the "fallout" out of them Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 lol about eight of my mates work at the local maccas so thanks ive been wanting to do something evil too them for a long time Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Try Driving your car thru the drive thru naked, and take a order. Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 got a list here... *digs it up* "FAST FOOD FUN 1. Ask for last months specials. 2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up. 3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired. 4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't know what's up with kids these days. 5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese. 6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer. 7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through. 8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order. 9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again. 10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires. 11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windscreen with some glass cleaner. 12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding onto a steering wheel. 13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you're at. 14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit slippers of course! 15. Go inside and ask in a load voice if they got rid of the Ebola problems they've been having 16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there) and continue until you pay. 17. When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind. 18. After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong thing and ask for a refund. 19. As you're pulling away and they say "Have a nice day!" (with that retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's supposed to mean. 20. Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive through when they give you your food take one bite and say "No thank you this tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my money back." 21. Play name that tune with person taking the order. 22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language. 23. Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your order ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately. 24. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them yesterday and the day before that. 25. Go through a drive through after they tell you to pull to the window drive past it and go inside to get your order." Link to post Share on other sites
project_jam Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 sit outside the drive through dressed as that Ronald Mc Donald guy reading a pr0n mag eating a burger king happy meal and smoking a cigarette and mutter to yourself about recent disease breakouts lol JAM Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 LOL, that I must try. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Stare straight ahead at all times, and when they ask you for your order (still don't look at them), put your arms over your face a scream "HELP MOTHER THE VOICES ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN!!!". Then, still looking straight ahead, drive away in a calm manner. Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Lol i think though one to try would be to get a lorry and complain because of the hight restriction and refuse to move untill some one comes and makes it higher especialy for you Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted May 25, 2005 Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 even better still order a coke at the window when she turns round shout "fire in the hold" as loud as you can and throw it in there .. then drive off like a idiot or a great idea is called get arrested by the cops for doing that Night_raven <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You stole that from CKY didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
tobz_gh Posted May 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2005 Hardcore_Mitsuko has done the home work dont mess lol Link to post Share on other sites
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