Night_raven Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Dost thou mock me? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thee Dost not mock Thou Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 thou art missuseing thy queens english good sira, refrain. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Thee Dost not mock Thou <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean "I do not mock thee" Thee relaces "You" Thou is the same Thy replaces "yours" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Verily, let it be so. With a hey nonny nonny. *Puts on tights and codpiece* Havoc: That's not a codpiece, that's a ridiculous piece of cod! Sledge: Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Forsooth,Let us repair to yonder tavern! Methinks I could do with some sleep Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Methinks thou art in requirence of an apothecery of the mind... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Prithee, good sirrah, what meanest thou by thine last remark? Dost thou imply Lord Jebus is two rivets short of a suit of armour? Link to post Share on other sites
Un_FriendlyFire Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 "Yeah well i could have got the carbine version with slidey stock but i thought a full stock would take a bigger battery" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 "Yeah well i could have got the carbine version with slidey stock but i thought a full stock would take a bigger battery" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thinketh thou meant to say "Yay, I couldst have obtained ye carbine version with stock of sliding, but I ruminated that a full stock would facilitate a larger power source, my lord. Verily." Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Prithee, good sirrah, what meanest thou by thine last remark? Dost thou imply Lord Jebus is two rivets short of a suit of armour? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Verily so. "Yeah well i could have got the carbine version with slidey stock but i thought a full stock would take a bigger battery" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perchance, sir didst thou intend thy commentery for another conflagration? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Me: Good morrow, sir God: Thanks for the compliment. Have you ever been to Europe? Me: In truth, I live in Europe God: What is it like in there? Me: It is home to ye finest minds in Christendom God: in truth you live in Europe is home to ye finest minds in Christendom? it is? Me: Verily God: Are you a student? Me: Good sirrah! Thou insulteth me with thy question! God: Thanks for the compliment. How did you hear about God? Interesting gossip: said I insulteth him or her with thy question. Me: I demand satisfaction for thy sleight on my honour God: Thanks for the information: said demand satisfaction for thy sleight on his or her honour. Me: I challenge thee to a joust God: That's good information: said challenge thee to a joust. Me: Wilst thou joust? God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: Ye may ask, varlet God: Are you still located in? Me: Thy maketh no sense. If thou thinketh this charade of madness will dissuade me from jousting, thou art mistaken God: Tell me more about your. That is a hypothetical question. Me: To your horse, sir! God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Thou shalt find out how well I can joust God: Thanks for the information: said I shalt find out how well he or she can joust. Me: Thou art a coward God: Thanks for telling me: said I art a coward. Me: Thou wilst not joust God: Thanks for the information: said I wilst not joust. Me: I throw down the gauntlet God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said throw down the gauntlet. Me: Varlet! God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Movie? What art a movie? God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it? There might be more than one. Me: Prithee, I know not what thou speakest of God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: What sorcery is this? God: sorcery this something. Me: Thou speakest in riddles, thou knave God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I speakest in riddles thou knave. Me: Thou may tellest whomsoever thou wish God: Where are you located? Me: I take my leave of thee, villain Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 In truth, thou art provideing much merriment and mirth. Link to post Share on other sites
Un_FriendlyFire Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Wot the bloody....hell Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Perchance the Gentleman doth not contemplate the finerys of the Queens English? Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I'faith, I bid thee all good morrow, gentles! Dost thou bite thy thumb at me, sirrah? Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I do bite my thumb sir! Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Wilt the law be o' our side if I say aye? Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 *cough*nerds*cough* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Verily, one canst expect no better from a citizen of our former colony. 'Twas a glad day when we threw them from the Empire and cast a curse of idiocy 'pon them. Link to post Share on other sites
hippiehater44 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 *cough*nerds*cough* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> this is coming from someone who made a cardboard M4 lol Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Argh!!! fair enough, hippiehater. You win this round.... But we shall meet again! Aaron Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 *cough*nerds*cough* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thou art a knave, a villain and a braggart. I challenge thee to a duel! Have at thee, scoundrel! Verily, thou shalt taste the point of my rapier! Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Thou art a knave, a villain and a braggart. I challenge thee to a duel! Have at thee, scoundrel! Verily, thou shalt taste the point of my rapier! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Verily, This is getting old. Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 I'faith, the exhaustion of thy patience means less than nothing, forsooth. Link to post Share on other sites
hippiehater44 Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 Argh!!! fair enough, hippiehater. You win this round.... But we shall meet again! Aaron <{POST_SNAPBACK}> though will layeth under my flame of death (if thats how you say it) Link to post Share on other sites
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