Hissing_Sid Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Hi, What parts do I need to upgrade my gun? Note that this topic might not be entirely serious Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 A new wingawonga, but not the Systema, its rubbish. Link to post Share on other sites
WarMonger Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 a flux capacitor with 1.21 jigawatts. Link to post Share on other sites
HeuteGegangen Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 u need like a 200% spring i think but thats all well mabe one of those rifled barrels i hav herd about but thats all Link to post Share on other sites
Xaccers Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Don't forget the onion pipe So many people do and come a cropper Link to post Share on other sites
Scizz Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 you need to drain your headrests and change the oil in your fanbelt. Actually, you may need to rotate your spark plugs. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 You'll need to replace the dilithium crystal chamber, stock ones generally break after 2000 rounds. Also, the reverse tappet latch will need TOTALLY anodizing if you intend to skirmish in or near Bolton. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Xaccers, you noob, you don't need an onion Pipe for that gun! You need a small aubergine! Link to post Share on other sites
Ubar Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 oh my, what cutting satire Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 You can't put cutting satire in, it'll strip the gears before you've emptied a lo cap. At MOST, it'll handle light sarcasm, but personally, I wouldn't go above harmless fun. A Benny Hill sketch, maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Sledge, give me five minutes with a Sonic Screwdriver, and I can mod the gearbox to handle Light Sarcasm, maybe even Biting Wit in a pinch on a cold day. Of course, that's only on the 2nd editions. If he has the 1st editon gun, he's FUBAR. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Goes without saying, really. Although probably worth pointing out for the benefit of n00bs like Sid: go for the V3 or above if you want to run your gun on ANYTHING above harmless fun. I once saw someone put a Jack Dee routine through a V1... we were finding fibre optic cable and lettuce over the whole site (about two acres). Link to post Share on other sites
Trigger Happy10 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Also you need new blinker fluid, some tappet plate juice, and a new fuel intake. Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning10 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Perhaps an EG 10,000 motor, uber-high torque gears, and a 400 % spring. Link to post Share on other sites
SgtBojangles Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 You need one of these: 6000 watts of pure shooting power! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Try a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. And some Skittles. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 SgtBojangles, pleas remeber the form FPS limit. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 hi sid send me a pm and $3300 on paypal and i can show u the secretz to makin an AT-4 ROCKETZ LAUCNER fit right on ur barrel mount ;) <3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tunershark Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 OMG!! OMG u Can UPgradE Your GUn WitHH A Lazer OMG!!!!! OMG!!! That WOuLD BE sO 1337!!!! Like OnE Of TheZe!!!! u Wud Be Like SOOO DETLA!!!!ONEoNeOne!!!!!~~~~ Link to post Share on other sites
SgtBojangles Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Ok, ok... How about this? 2000 watts @ 1 ohm! Vroom vroom! Link to post Share on other sites
Tunershark Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 or maybe even........... all hail the Spinner Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 WARNING WARNING ONLY AMERICAN'S WILL UNDERSTAND THE ABOVE POST Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 I understood it. Oh *beep*, Shao has found us. *hides* Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Let this be an example of what NOT to do to all the newbies, and I'm gonna pin this but also close this. Link to post Share on other sites
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