HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 GORE CONTAINED WITHIN. DO NOT VIEW IF WEAK OF HEART. PLEASE. I don't believe this requires explanation... I think the only word that covers this is...SPLOOGE. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 on another site, these pics were reported as the driver. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 The driver was furry and was split in half on the road?! Link to post Share on other sites
Megalomaniac Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I paused my zappa and mashed the mute button incase the link had somekind of stupid song and braced myself. My first thought was, did the shoot the deer out of a *beep* CANNON at a car that was moving really fast towards it. with the damage to the wind screen that driver is D-E-A-D. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 kinda looks fake to much of an over kill reall thinking about it if the speed he was doing at that cause an actual slice in half on the deer mmmmm let me ponder on this one Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 For an equally messy result, tune into ITV1 now. National Lampoon's Men in White. Oh dear. So bad, I'm taping it for a laugh Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 men in white??? a classic saw that when it came out in sky years ago imean years ago!! class tho : D Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Seen it elsewhere. Im a member at ogrish and even i dont see that kind of gor very often o_0 Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 I've seen that kind of carnage before... 40 ton truck at 65 mph... 200 pound deer... half of a deer on one side of the road, entrails, a whole lot of blood splattered across the road and the other half of the deer 30 feet down the road on the other side - leaves a wonderful smell on the asphalt in July But for a passenger car to do that kind of damage, it must've been going at least 70-75 mph Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 A car hit a dog in front of my house a couple years back. Sad thing is that noone picked up the dog. Someone hit it and left. Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Why is there so much blood on the drivers seat head rest? Don't people have heads these days?? Looks like someone DID shoot the deer out of a cannon Banzai, it'd be nice if you could share that account info with me Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 *trying to think of something to say* don't a lot of Americans make a habit of eating road kill??? (or is this just a spoof-legend?) Petrol-barbee grilled Venison seasoned with grated Asphalt???... quite... don't forget the BBQ flavored (US spelling of course) road kill sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Why is there so much blood on the drivers seat head rest? Don't people have heads these days?? Looks like someone DID shoot the deer out of a cannon Banzai, it'd be nice if you could share that account info with me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what they arent letting you reegister anymore? seriosukly? Link to post Share on other sites
night hunter Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Ogrish mode: Fake. Repost. (insert obscene smiley). Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 *trying to think of something to say* don't a lot of Americans make a habit of eating road kill??? (or is this just a spoof-legend?) Petrol-barbee grilled Venison seasoned with grated Asphalt???... quite... don't forget the BBQ flavored (US spelling of course) road kill sauce. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There's plenty of people who eat roadkill, there's nothing wrong with it if the meat is still good Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 nice interior design that! i think the red really brings out the best of the dash board. charming really! but did you see they had coke in the back seat foot well! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 oh yeh so they do !!!!!! coke = deer killing speed freaks : D Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Take your pick: 1. *grumbles about women drivers* 3. "I think something clipped the car just then..." 4. Burger? 5. Ketchup with that? 7.What happened to Sledge? 6. Nevermind. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 8. Where's 7? 7. Ah, here it is. It had to be done, and I wanted to beat Sledge at his own game Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 *pat pat* Do you not see the subtle humour there? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Doe deer, you need a humour transplant... *runs* Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Transplant? Don't you use yours? *kneecaps havoc* Run now. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 *runs* *once he's far enough away, HaVoC snipes joeking27* Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 There's plenty of people who eat roadkill, there's nothing wrong with it if the meat is still good <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so my uncle (who lives in LA) wasn't lying... but deer meat.... mmmmmm I'd love to try some, in the stead of turkey for christmas.... personally i prefer to eat mammals that have been "cared for" and prepared in an appropriate way. but thanks for confirming that destrukto. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 its a bit more common in the DEEP south, im not talking like florida or virginia but the deep thick areas of sparly populated kentucky and such Link to post Share on other sites
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