LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 So I woke up in the middle of the night with as stomach ache, took some pills and went back to sleep. I woke up the morning, feeling "sea sick" with a bigass stomach ache. Currently, I am up to 6vomits and 4toilet visits and I lost more than 11lbs of weight. Just thought I'd share Bon Apetit!, Mike Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Poor Mike Link to post Share on other sites
fr00b Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 be your abdomen hard and unyielding? be your vomiting most raucous to the ear? appendicitis ftw! FUBAR! Link to post Share on other sites
IronWolf Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Food poisoning? Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Food poisoning? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was about to say the same. Link to post Share on other sites
fr00b Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 what did ye eat oh lonewolf! was it a suspicious smelling sausage inna bun? or a plate of oysters you found at the back of the fridge? perhaps it was a bottle marked "silicone oil - do not use in salad dressings"? Link to post Share on other sites
Tunershark Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 last time something that bad happened to me was when i got wasted and ate half a pound of dog food : / Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Sounds like gastroenteritis to me Link to post Share on other sites
LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 last time something that bad happened to me was when i got wasted and ate half a pound of dog food : / <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Been there, done that nothing happened. Just got back from the Broken John from watching what I ate recently come out my mouth...make it stop! I moved on from traditional meds to guzzling CocaCola...will see where that gets me. Cheers, Mike ™ Link to post Share on other sites
mig_eater Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Been there, done that nothing happened. Just got back from the Broken John from watching what I ate recently come out my mouth...make it stop! I moved on from traditional meds to guzzling CocaCola...will see where that gets me. Cheers, Mike ™ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well cures gut rot from iffy beer so maybe. Link to post Share on other sites
visionviper Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 I got sick yesterday, so I took a nap and I was all better. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Look mate. Replace your stomache with a systema one, and get some G&P grips on that eusophagus and you'll be fixed in no time. *fruitcage* n00bs. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 It's because you touch yourself at night. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 OK, who cloned Sledge? And why? Link to post Share on other sites
Lanesracra Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 CALL IN THE BLACKHAWKS WE NEED ARTY AT THESE COORDINATES NAPALM IN THE LOWER INTESTINE DELTA SQUAD POP SMOKE SET UP AN LZ AT THE STOMACH Link to post Share on other sites
LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 It's because you touch yourself at night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *vomits on HaVoC's head* Mmmm, I did'nt know I ate banana LJ: you reckon I can fit KnightsArmamentGrips? Visionviper: yeah, when I go take a nap, I wake up to vomit... Cheers, Mike ™ Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 *vomits on HaVoC's head* Mmmm, I did'nt know I ate banana <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's not a bannana. Link to post Share on other sites
DanMc Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 That's not a bannana. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If thats not banana then what is it?...wait, oh God no! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Vomiting on my head while eating my banana? Sorry, come again*? *Or I will. Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 This thread is the definition of sick! sounds abit like food posioning or a nasty virus you have pick up. Had both, sounds very similar to what i went through.....i have sypmathy dude! Link to post Share on other sites
LoneWolf Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Right now, I'm eating overcooked rice with salt and cooked carrot, my meal for today Oh, and I'm washing it all down with warm coke without them bubbles Hav: you have WHAT on your head? Cheers, Mike ™ Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Hav: you have WHAT on your head? Your mouth, from what I can discern. Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 have you eaten any popcorn or grilled chicken? That put me out of commision Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Maybe he just didn't like the filling of my banana split. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Havoc, maybe there wasn't enough filling. Link to post Share on other sites
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