sekiryu Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Neither do I, but the idea of it is just......sick and wrong. Best Job: cameraman for Futureweapons. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Captain J Wesker Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Yes, but in the long wrong giving would be infinatley better than receiving, after all, you can close your eyes and imagine its christina ricci! Link to post Share on other sites
sekiryu Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Until you smell the sweet smell of fresh *beep*.... Link to post Share on other sites
CountDoom Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Worst Job: Making boxes for boxes of packets that contain staples. Best Jon: Being the editor and chief reporter for a popular magazine that reviews airsoft guns, games, computer hardware, motorbikes, hot girls in addition to selling para-military mercenary support. God damn! Link to post Share on other sites
T.Ace Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Worst Job: shoving your hand up a cow's *albatross* for a living Best Job: Playing my bass for a living Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 since we are reviving long lost threads, Best Job - Sheriff of Nottingham Worst job - the guy in the hospital lab who tests stool samples Link to post Share on other sites
AKRay Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Worst Job - working in Quality Control (which I do). Despite the fact that you test products to specifications set by other people, you always get blamed by the customers and the manufacturing staff for the product being rubbish. QC did not make it. QC did not ship it out. QC are only there to ensure that the manufactured products meet the required specification, and if the required specification is, well, shoddy, then that is what will be passed. Link to post Share on other sites
AK74M545 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 the worst job: a fudge packer literally(imagine telling people what you do for a living) best job: us army delta force soldier(any weapons you want) Link to post Share on other sites
soadrocker856 Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Worst job: Little league umpire. EVERY parent will blame you for you not allowing their son to become a rich MLB player, along with being yelled at for calling any ball (strike, ball, you know). No matter what you are doing your job wrong. Best job: Being host of future weapons. All you have to do is read cheesy dialog, then you get to shoot some awesome weapons. Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Worst: Customer Service, or fast food. Best: Working for H&K, Colt Defense, Barrett, or another job that requires me to design, build and shoot automatic weapons. Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted May 4, 2007 Report Share Posted May 4, 2007 Best Job: Playing my bass for a living <{POST_SNAPBACK}> AHAHAHAHAHAAAA... *Cough*...Er-hrm... I thought all bass players were part-timers... Don't think you can make a living doing it ;-) Best Job: Playing my guitar *six string!!* full-time. Worst Job: The guy that cleans out those sex booths of an evening. Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
eligibb Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 AHAHAHAHAHAAAA... *Cough*...Er-hrm... I thought all bass players were part-timers... Don't think you can make a living doing it ;-) Best Job: Playing my guitar *six string!!* full-time. Worst Job: The guy that cleans out those sex booths of an evening. Ben. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> im guessing your a guitarist then L4byr1nth? lead guitar? thats ok, guitarists can only last 10 seconds, while the bassist goes the whole song without breaking a sweat dream job, probably my current one, computer programer i get paid for sitting around drinking coffee and surfing the net 80% of the time, the other 20% im asleep! worst job: male homosexual porn star, well ok every hole is a goal but mines a one way system! Link to post Share on other sites
donthedragon Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Well, this is more of the worst job interview idea I came up with... Walking into a really serious job interview backwards, with a carrot lodged between your butt cheeks, and a pair of eyes drawnt on them with blue (not black) permanent marker...the blue is the part that will get you the job. Just make sure you call yourself Troy Goroonatosh III and you have yourself a recipe for success. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Best job: Porn star Worst Job: Poop scooter. Link to post Share on other sites
lucky luke Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 Best job : Paid to airsoft Worst job : working for the fbi Link to post Share on other sites
soadrocker856 Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 im guessing your a guitarist then L4byr1nth? lead guitar? thats ok, guitarists can only last 10 seconds, while the bassist goes the whole song without breaking a sweat dream job, probably my current one, computer programer i get paid for sitting around drinking coffee and surfing the net 80% of the time, the other 20% im asleep! worst job: male homosexual porn star, well ok every hole is a goal but mines a one way system! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know what you are talking about hwo lead guitarists can only last 10 seconds. Every lead guitarist I've seen (including myself) can last entire albums before breaking a sweat. And my friend's cousin was a male homosexual porn star. He wasn't gay (that through me off too), he just did it for the money. He was fired when it was discovered he wasn't gay . Link to post Share on other sites
schneiderboy Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I don't know what you are talking about hwo lead guitarists can only last 10 seconds. Every lead guitarist I've seen (including myself) can last entire albums before breaking a sweat. And my friend's cousin was a male homosexual porn star. He wasn't gay (that through me off too), he just did it for the money. He was fired when it was discovered he wasn't gay . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ummm Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 soadrocker856... Proud winner of the most random fact stated in a counter argument Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 Oh my and I thought I was odd..... Link to post Share on other sites
eligibb Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 you may be odd spedz but hey at least ur not a straight man trying to fake being gay to be a porn star, only to fail. in the immortal words of Al Murry Never confused! so anyway back to the matter at hand. . . . Link to post Share on other sites
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