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spetsnazdave87

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About spetsnazdave87

  • Rank
    Regular Poster
  • Birthday 03/02/1987

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  • Airsofter since
    2001
  • Most likely to say
    Quotes from tears of the sun.
  • Country
    United Kingdom

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Hull, Uk
  • Interests
    Airsoft, gaming, writing, gaming, airsoft.
  1. spetsnazdave87

    Pics of your Gear

    Couple of shots of my in-progress UKSFish kit & diemaco from the weekend.
  2. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    It was tolerable when Terry Wogan still did it, as he just got drunk and spectacularly passive aggressive over the evening. Nowadays it isn't even bad enough to be funny. It was all completely *fruitcage* dire.
  3. spetsnazdave87

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    Actually a lot of pirates didn't kill that many people at all. Murdering was bad for business, and encouraged crews to put up a fight.
  4. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Just engage any potential date rapists in conversation, they'll take the rohypnol themselves
  5. spetsnazdave87

    Pictures of you in the field or at a game

    That last one's also a great position if you want to get pregnant.
  6. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    <Puts on sunglasses> YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!
  7. spetsnazdave87

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    Not sure, it just tasted like the calpol I had when I was a kid.
  8. spetsnazdave87

    Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

    Oramorph. Liquid morphine that tastes like Calpol. Ruddy gorgeous. Sadly it's going to shortly wear off. Which sucks, but still was fun being high as a kite all afternoon after my surgery today.
  9. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    My brother is very badly dyslexic yet is actually an extremely good typist. A lot of dyslexics get taught to touch type at school nowadays as they find it easier. So I'm very suspicious of the 'but i'm dyslexic' excuse. My rant. Six hours waiting to go home today from hospital, because they didn't have a bed free in the surgical ward to discharge me from. Not the Nurses' fault, they were fantastic, but it's symptomatic of the NHS bureaucracy that I have to be put into a hospital bed when I can, by this point, walk around fine under my own power, just so some admin can tick a box. Meanwhile someone worse off than me has to wait around even longer for that bed, which I didn't need. Also my morphine's going to wear off really soon and that sucks.
  10. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Timothy Dalton is the best Bond by far. Also Batfleck is my favourite Batman. He nails both Bruce Wayne and Batman imo.
  11. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    And the PG Tips Chimp.
  12. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Yeah but it tastes like week old .
  13. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    I periodically have a voice like I've been deep throating a chainsaw, yes.
  14. spetsnazdave87

    My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

    Man, sign me up. If I buy it people can ransack me for parts. I won't be using them. They might not want my vocal chords though- with operation number 13 on Monday those things are basically held together by scar tissue and prayer at this point.
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