Hedganian

Disney *fruitcage* plus. They couldn't just keep their content on Netflix and being paid handsomely for it, oh no. They have to launch their own streaming service and begin pulling all their stuff from everywhere else. Which, since Disney owns half the studios in Hollywood, is a bit of a problem... [emoji848]

I've noticed that people in general - and women in particular - seem to get cross when you give them what they say they want.

Could you fly back instead? Or get the ferry?

Congratulations. Hope you're enjoying the honeymoon as well as the gun porn.

They went too far with the carrots this year but underestimated the demand for the newer characters. The sprout and tomato are selling on ebay for anything upto forty pounds. Each. They were £3.99 in Aldi, if you could get one, so it's good business for those who are reselling them.

Yes, but we are too "high risk" for such a large mortgage, especially in view of the wife's health. Our credit rating is in the toilet, for a variety of reasons, which wouldn't help, either.

I'd love to, but don't have £200,000 lying around. No bank would give us a mortgage for a garden shed with our income and credit ratings, much less a quarter of a million...

They put Feb on the paperwork. But yes, great timing, isn't it? "Here's an eviction notice, Happy Xmas!"

We were on a one year tenancy that ran out two years ago, so that won't apply - obviously why they didn't get us to sign a new agreement at the time is so they could do this.

Our landlord has decided to sell our house - despite saying when we moved in that they'd "never sell" and we could stay as long as we wanted to. We've been on the council housing list for over a year and no closer to finding a suitable property anyway, but now it becomes a lot more urgent. Unfortunately, I don't know anyone who has £200,000 to buy our house and rent it back to us to avoid moving. This is also possibly the worst time of year to try to deal with anything of this magnitude...

Cadets. We teach all our cadets first aid, it's a required subject to progress. I know two cadets, personally, who have used the skills they learned in the ACF to help people out on the streets when incidents occurred. Anyone who has kids should send them to cadets.

To be fair, correctly taught science should instill a sceptical mindset anyway. The scientific method is sceptical by nature, always testing and looking to disprove theories - nothing can ever be 100% proven, no matter how much evidence supports an accepted theory (like gravity), it only takes one genuine, reproducible piece of evidence to overturn it and require a new theory.

I think we can count on Stunt to bring that into effect when he takes over the country.

Well, making the best of your CV is always a good idea. Hope your job situation improves, whether you stay where you are or need to move on.

First aid is one of the most important things anyone can learn. It should be a mandatory course in schools with regular refreshers funded by the government.