Silent_Assassin Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 3 guys sitting at a bar. An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. Now by coincidence a fly lands in each of their drinks. The Englishman thinking of himself as more upperclass than the other two pushes his glass to the side in disgust. The Irishman not wanting to waste a good pint, carefully scoops out the fly and continues to drink. The Scotsman however picks up the fly from his drink, looks it dead in the eye and says to it...... ......."SPIT IT OUT YA BARSTAD!" Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 *Trys to listen for the crickets* Link to post Share on other sites
AirsoftEngineer Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 I read the punchline before the actual joke Link to post Share on other sites
Curious Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Yes me too. Potential good joke ruined by rubbish formatting. -.- Better luck next time! Dom Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Guess I shot myself in the foot (boom boom). Link to post Share on other sites
transist Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 well I lold Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Well I did get StealthBomber to edit it for me Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 perhaps you should revert to the old soviet method of joke telling, when it comes to the punchline punch them in the face to let them know when to laugh. is big joke, funny, no? Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Thats a good idea Plague. Night Raven, AirsoftEngineer, Curious. Come here so I can punch you in the face and show you its funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Now thats funny.......(notice the lack of an emoticon) Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Thats a good chuckle. Not bad, not bad. Link to post Share on other sites
ieatdirt Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Haha, that was so funny that I think you gave me cancer. Link to post Share on other sites
RedRonin_CaptainLu Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Lol ^^ nice. Link to post Share on other sites
Doomeagle Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Nice post mate. I laughed for a good few minutes after reading that. Good Job Link to post Share on other sites
TheMerchantOfVenice Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, JOKE LAUGHS YOU! That was good Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Thats a good idea Plague. Night Raven, AirsoftEngineer, Curious. Come here so I can punch you in the face and show you its funny. *walks up,.. twats you in the face an walks off* Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Raven = fail Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scottish, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total" says the Genie. The Irish guy says "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity". Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. "The Genie explains "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water." Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Theres 3 Men driving through the desert. Englishman, Irishman and Scottish Man. All of a sudden their car breaks down. The English man says 'We all need to take an item from the car which will help us on our trek through the desert. ' OK.' they all say. The English man gets the water out of the car radiator and puts it into a flask. The Scottish Man gets an umbrella out of the boot. The Irish Man rips off the door. Off they go through the red hot desert until they come accross a man with 3 camels. The man says 'If you can give me a good enough explanation for why you are carrying these objects i will save you by giving you a camel'. 'OK', says the Englishman. 'I'm carrying water incase we need a drink'. 'Good' says the man, 'heres your camel'. And off the Englishman goes. Next the Scottish man 'Im carrying this umbrella incase it gets hot, then we can shield ourselves from the heat'. And off he goes on the camel. Finally the Irish man. The man says 'why are you carrying a car door?'. 'Well' says the Irishman 'if we get hot we can wind down the windows!'. Link to post Share on other sites
Marlowe Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 As hilarious as these jokes are, there's no need for a seperate thread for each. Threads merged. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 1st = OLDER THAN THAT GOAT IN THE SIMPSONS THAT IS OLDER THAN TIME! 2nd = LOL worthy. Rich. Link to post Share on other sites
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