Gadge Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Getting essential supplies from sainsburys (IIRC) I was gobsmacked to find this warning... Needless to say my lady found it amusing enough to write to durex and tell them how much heating up condoms in the microwave made sex better... we're still waiting on a response. Link to post Share on other sites
Beast06 Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Lmao! That's hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 i like the quote on the pack there stating "No method of Contraception can give you 100% protection against pregnancy, HIV or sexually Transmitted Infections" They should also add "Durex will not be held responsible for any burns on genitals caused by leaving Nodders in Microwave for longer than the alloted amount of time" Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Oh noes! I've been doing it all wrong, it's been Mr happy in the oven before wrapping with saran. No wonder I have so many kids,,,,,,,,,, Link to post Share on other sites
pforcerecon Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 i say this nicely...Gadge your an a**hole for making me laugh right now here at work..and at the worse of times too Link to post Share on other sites
Gadge Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 No worries, glad you enjoyed it. Here's the letter my lady wrote: Dear J, I would like to draw your attention to this photo (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b220/sianl/DoingItWrong.jpg) taken yesterday at a branch of J Sainsburys in Beeston, Nottingham. First of all I would like to thank you for the initial amusement it caused as I originally believed the sticker had been placed there in error, it was my belief that microwaving contraceptives of any kind would be prohibitive to its affects. However, on taking the advice given, by first removing the security protection and then microwaving the protection itself (650W, 4 mins, leave to stand for 2, then a further 2 minutes on 800W) I found the following intercourse to be considerably enhanced by the resulting warmth allowing my sexual partner and I to indulge in some acts which had never ventured to encounter before. Once again I would like to thank you, as I did to him. Five times. Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you. Yours faithfully, Sian Westall Link to post Share on other sites
pforcerecon Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 I'm definately showing this to the Mrs. later on today ..any ideas if they're releasing this version overseas?? Link to post Share on other sites
Gadge Posted October 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 We got a reply: Dear Ms Westall Thank you for your email. I am sorry the security labelling on the Durex Featherlite condoms you bought from our Beeston store is misleading. I understand your concerns that if the instructions are followed, it may prohibit the effectiveness of the product. We are committed to clear and accurate labelling of everything we sell. We want to provide all the information our customers need to make an informed choice. It is important to us that everything we print is completely accurate and we know that any mistakes do look unprofessional. We are grateful to you for pointing out this error. I have spoken to Dean Ellis, the Security Manager, about your email. Dean told me the labels have been placed on this product in error. Dean has now removed all remaining stock from the shelves. The incorrect labels will be replaced with the correct ones before they are returned in to stock. Thank you for taking the time to contact us. I hope everything you buy from us in the future is labelled as you would expect it to be. Kind regards Pippa Barnes Customer Manager [THREAD ID:1-3F7JZB] Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 Christ. At this rate they may just bring out the microwaveable variety. And then in the near future, ones that you can microwave from frozen. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted October 4, 2008 Report Share Posted October 4, 2008 forget microwaves, frozen is better! *lurks* Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Frozen is betta because it makes Ed's pi pi small small Link to post Share on other sites
Mxttz0r Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 Haha hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 Frozen is betta because it makes Ed's pi pi small small Do you talk from experience? Link to post Share on other sites
SilentP Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 I think Ms. Ed-SkAr would have something to say about that Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 I think Ms. Ed-SkAr would have something to say about that ms ED-SKaR says "cold is good" Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Cold ish good because she won't need to use the "not tonight dear, I have a headache" line much. Link to post Share on other sites
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