paranoidandroid Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 A little boy came down to breakfast Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.. . "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little peaved, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning." Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 *Brain explodes from over humourousness* Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 i dont get it... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 If you don't get it, you're a P*SSY!!! <-------GLARING HINT Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 If you don't get it, you're not old enough to. Link to post Share on other sites
Un_FriendlyFire Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Gotta admit took me a second hehe Link to post Share on other sites
sandiegosniper Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 *brain implode from over funnyness* BAHHA!!11oneone3!!! Link to post Share on other sites
M1911A2 guy Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Buahahahaha!!!! The old man got pwned on that one! Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 thats a good worthy 10 on the rofl score. You have done well Paranoidandroid. Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
rocky164 Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 bloody good one mate, but i only got it after HaVoCs subtle hints... Link to post Share on other sites
El_Hombre Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 This reminds me of a joke I heard on a comedy show the other night. Man walks into a restaurant with his young son, who plays with "Thomas the Tank Engine" toys. These are little trains that have names...=/ Don't ask. The waitress walks up and notes the kid playing with the toys. Being nice she asks "Oh, my son has Thomas the Tank Engine too. His favorite it Thomas. Is he your favorite?" Now, this kid is young, like 3-4 years young. He still has that little kiddie lisp, and can't really pronounce his "R"s. He replies, "I like Percy." The whole restaurant goes quiet. That's Daddy's favorite train, too! Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 pwnzerededed. Link to post Share on other sites
Machineabuse Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp... Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why don't you skip a bit, Brother? Link to post Share on other sites
M1911A2 guy Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> .......and fruit baskets, and breakfast cereals, and antelope.......... Gotta love Monty Python. Link to post Share on other sites
TimeToDie Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 - simple as Link to post Share on other sites
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