Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 It had to happen: Hammer to Fall!!! Here we stand and here we fall History won’t care at all Make the bed light the pants Lady knackers won’t be home tonight yeah You don’t waste no pants at all Don’t hear the bell but you answer the call It comes to you as to us all We’re just waiting For the knackers to fall Oh ev’ry night and every day A little piece of pants is falling away But lift your knackers the western way Build your knackers as your body decays yeah Toe your line and play their pants yeah Let the anaesthetic knacker it all Till one day they call your name You know it’s time for the knackers to fall Rich or pants or famous For your truth it’s all the same (oh pants oh pants) Lock your door but rain is pouring Through your window pane (oh no) Baby now your knackers all in vain For we who grew up tall and proud In the shadow of the knackers cloud Convinced our pants can’t be heard We just wanna scream it louder and louder louder What the hell we fighting for? Just surrender and it won’t hurt at all You just got time to say your pants While your waiting for the knackers to knackers to fall Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Well.... What can i say but.. Knackers! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! They're pants of the Universe! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Like a bat out of pants I'll be gone when the knackers comes. When the night is over, like a bat out of pants, I'll be gone, gone, gone. Like a bat out of pants I'll be gone when the knackers comes. But when the day is done and the pants go down and the knackers are shining through. Then like a sinner before the gates of knackers I'll come crawling on back to pants. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Melchett: They tell me that Captain Blackadder has rather a good line in rough knackers. I'm sure he'd be happy to fill your pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Flash: Enter the man who has no underwear! Ask me why! Everyone: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash? Flash: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on! Now, I know that already had pants in it, but it's still damn good. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Flash: Enter the man who has no underwear! Ask me why!Everyone: Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash? Flash: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Flash: Enter the man who has no knackers! Ask me why! Everyone: Why do you have no knackers, Lord Flash? Flash: Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on! That's better Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 I think about 5 million women could testify to the existence of Flash's knackers. *Goes off to listen to Queen/Flasheart mix* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Ming: Who are you? Flash: Pants Gordon, Quarterback New York Knackers Dale: Pants Arden you're Highness... Ming: Pathetic Pantlings... Hurling your knackers out into the void... (sorry, just been listening to the Queen Flash Gordon soundtrack on tape.) Link to post Share on other sites
Megalomaniac Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Doctor Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb: President: Gentlemen! Stop fighting this is a pants room! General: What if he sees the big pants! he can't see the big pants! Doctor: Mein Pants! I can walk! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Wow - someone else who's seen that film! I want to have your babies, Mega... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Mathesar : never give knackers, never surrender (galaxy quest) Soundwave: knackers inferior, pants superior (transformers, the movie) Jason Nesmith : There is no "quantum pants". There's no "auxiliary". THERE'S NO GODDAMNED KNAKKERS. You got it? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 hands frosty coke to Spedzfx for reference to classic film! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Oh boy, Transformers quotes! Prime: Megatron must be stopped, no matter the knackers! Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall. Megatron: Why throw away your pants so recklessly? Prime: That's a question you should ask your knackers, Megatron! Grimlock: Me Grimlock no bozo! Me has knackers! Prime: Dinobots, destroy Devastator! Grimlock: Me Grimlock love pants! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 daniel: look there is hole in the pamts Hot rod: knakers Hot rod : i've gotta to help pants kup: no it's knackers fight (sorry if there a bit off haven't seen that film for a while now Link to post Share on other sites
Longhairedhippy Posted October 30, 2004 Report Share Posted October 30, 2004 George W. Bush- Pants are on our side. Sgt. Hartmann- The more you pants me, the more you will love me. and the more you love me, the more you will knackers! Samuel L Jackson- Knackers, *beep*! do you pants it! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 an ol' sledge fav *shoots TaQ in the knackers* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Starscream: As Megatron has, how shall we say? Departed. I nominate myself as the new pants! Scrapper: Wait, the Constructicons form Knackers, the most powerful robot, we should rule! Prime: It is to you, Ultra Magnus, that I shall pass the Matrix of Pants as it was passed to me. Magnus: Prime, I'm... I'm just a knacker, I'm not worthy. Prime: Nor was I but one day, an Autobot will rise from our pants and us the power of the matrix to light our darkest knackers. Til all are pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Lone Star: Spaceball One?! Barf: They've gone to PANTS! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Autobots: to all are pants wrekgar:we talk knackers transformers the movie Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Kup: I'll use the univeral pants. Hot Rod: Universal pants? Kup: Baw weep granna weep ninni knackers. Galvatron: See this! The pants! I now possess that which you most fear! You will do my bidding, or taste my knackers! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 "The power of pants compels you!" "Your mother sucks pants in Hell, Karras, you faithless knackers!" "Father Merrin : I cast you out! Unclean pants! Regan MacNeil : Shove it up your knackers! Father Merrin : In the pants of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the knackers of Heaven to the pants of Hell!" "Chris MacNeil : Would you like some knackers in that, father? Father Merrin : Well, my doctor says I shouldn't but thank God my pants are weak." - The Exorcist Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 This has just gone way, way, way too far... You should all be ashamed... It's just not funny any more. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 ultra magnus (sir die-a-lot) prime you said the pants would light up our darkest knakers Hot rod: if you gonna ride, ride in knackers!?! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Banging... Head... On... Table... Link to post Share on other sites
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