situpking Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 ok, so yesterady night i watched hp and the goblet of fire. and watched lonely lovely hermione granger walk down the stairs in a ball gown, with that naughty, dirty, teasing little look on her face... and i know shes only fifteen... but i can wait til shes street legal.... but this worries me.. so help me decide what i am.. (btw, for the record, this whole poll is in jest only.) Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Link to post Share on other sites
cpaxton Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Sad dirty old man FTW Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 LOL @Doc's post! I'm torn.. I voted you were a patient man, waiting for a fruit to ripen.. however, if I see you hanging around outside the swimming baths in a long macintosh and saying something about puppies I shall call the authorities She's very pretty, though a bit delicate and young-looking for a jaded old soak like me (I've never seen a Harry Potter film, it's all passed me by, I'm afraid) Link to post Share on other sites
beagle Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 You dirtly little man, Anyway SHES MINE Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 And hk_chick will kick you in the nuts Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 And hk_chick will kick you in the nuts <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no she wont, shes too busy drueling over that hairy numpty who plays wolverine... Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 This fella? http://www.siu.edu/~ivcfsiuc/staff_large_p...20wolverine.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Huge Jackass? Really...? Wow... Link to post Share on other sites
cpaxton Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 no she wont, shes too busy drueling over that hairy numpty who plays wolverine... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But with her it wouldn't be illegal... Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Huge Jackass? Really...? Wow... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats the big hairy ugly fella. like an orangutan with a hair cut. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Ok, legality aside, I will have a look at said bird, and offer my honest opinion, man to man. /fires up altavista Ok. Not my sort, but certainly not unattractive. Bit skinny for my liking. Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I imagine it will be a bleak day at Situpking/HK_Chick Towers if Huge and Hermione ever get married edit for tenses Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Ok, legality aside, I will have a look at said bird, and offer my honest opinion, man to man. /fires up altavista Ok. Not my sort, but certainly not unattractive. Bit skinny for my liking. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> its all in the grin mate.. skinny, yes, but when she grows up shes gonna be a very bad girl.. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted November 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 see.. its the grin. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Still. Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Mmm...Revels.... Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Molestation aside, can someone clear this long lasting feud of mine and tell me how you pronounce Hermione? Is it: A: Herrm-eye-on-ee or B: Harm-eee-own-ee ? Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 I think I see a hint of a future Charlotte Church 'type' with that grin and arched eyebrow... I thank God for my vows, bromide, stout underthings and regular birchings, waist-deep in icy mountain streams which allows me a general indifference towards those of the female persuasion... Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Herr-my-on-ee At least that's how I've heard it pronounced, and nowt to do with the books/films, it was someone's wife (somewhere) who was called Hermione. She was rather elderly, I recall.. Link to post Share on other sites
5thElement Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Your old enough to be her dad m8...lol..why cant you wait til shes street legal? do you think you stand a chance with her or something? lol Got to give it to you though, you've got balls coming on to a forum admitting your into a bit of paedophilia..lol Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Voted 2nd option, reason being. Good things come to those who wait. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 Yeah no matter how old she is, stalking is still against the law... Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 stalking is still against the law... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if you're caught Link to post Share on other sites
Arghoslent93 Posted November 29, 2005 Report Share Posted November 29, 2005 She's the new Olsen twins, although there's only one of her. People counting down to the moment when she becomes legal and all. She will be a hit with the lads when she is older though, for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
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