HaVoC Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese man who repeatedly broke into the home of a neighbor he secretly loved, at one point sneaking out with a bra and some photos, has been let off the hook by a Chinese court, Xinhua news agency said Tuesday. The man confessed to breaking into the woman's home five times, including once while she was sleeping, though he had fled as soon as she woke up, Xinhua said. Police caught him red-handed in November walking out of the neighbor's apartment with a key to her door, a bra, two photographs and her MP3 player, the report on Xinhua's English Web site, www.chinaview.cn, said. But the court in Harbin, capital of northeastern Heilongjiang province, dismissed harassment charges against the burglar. It heard that on the times he entered the woman's apartment while she was out, he had washed her dishes, done her laundry, left her snacks and even fixed her computer. "(The man) said he loved her secretly, but couldn't muster up enough courage to speak to her. He placed a bet with his roommate that he would win her heart," Xinhua said, citing a report in the Shenzhen Daily. It did not say when the charges were dismissed. He once planted a note in the apartment reading: "Don't panic. I hope you can understand my feelings for you." He told the court he swiped the woman's MP3 player because it was in need of repair, but admitted he "took her bra and photos out of love for her." Link... Link to post Share on other sites
gunyo89 Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 well what does the woman think of the guy now? Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 What size was the bra? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Has Rob15 been in my underwear drawer again..... Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Is this thread going anywhere but the Trashcan? Is HaVoC's libido so uncontrolable that he feels the need to tell Airsofters about "bra-abuse"? Is R22 on a thread-locking streak tonight? For this and other questions, tune in to this thread in about 5 minutes when it will be locked up tighter than a Romanian Nun's chastity belt. Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Has Rob15 been in my underwear drawer again..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, when I saw this thread... I thought you were the threadstarter Link to post Share on other sites
Kipper Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Is this thread going anywhere but the Trashcan? Is HaVoC's libido so uncontrolable that he feels the need to tell Airsofters about "bra-abuse"? Is R22 on a thread-locking streak tonight? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can R22 come up with any more funny ways of decribing the lockage he wishes to impose? Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Can R22 come up with any more funny ways of decribing the lockage he wishes to impose? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We'll just have to wait and see... *X-Files theme* Link to post Share on other sites
The Quarter-master Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ahh how sweet.....This guy needs help! Havoc why/how did you find this strange newspeice, me thinks you have too much spare time Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 We'll just have to wait and see... *X-Files theme* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Scully: Mulder, there's something strange here. Mulder: I know Scully. It's a cosmic force that is interfering with people's thought processes - forcing their fingers to press strange keys and post rubbish on public forums. Plus, recent UFO sightings would indicate that HaVoC has been receiving microwave transmissions that are altering his sex-drive at an alarming rate. Maybe he's thinking about my long-lost sister? Maybe he's under the influence of a grand race of super-intelligent visitors from another planet?... Scully: Nope, he's just dumb and he's started yet another dumb thread. doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doooooooooo, etc... Thread closing very soon Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissyg Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 How did I guess that the moment I read the title, that it had SOMETHING to do with Havoc? Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Because it was HaVoC. You'd need to have had a brain by-pass not to make that connection Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 a man after my own heart. or bra. knickers. box. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Boobs are great. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Where's the padlock? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 It might be in her bra. I volunteer to go look. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 noo b00bie overload! we're capsizing!! aaiieeeee! *splosh* Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 It's allright, i expect they double up as life-preservers. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 *saved!* didnt think i'd be so thankful for huuuge b000000bies hmm STW anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Dammit, they put my story up on Reuters. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 bra humbug Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Does anyone else ever put a bra on their head and say "This is Squadron Leader to HQ, 109's inbound over The Channel!"? No? Just me then. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Better to put the cups over your eyes, and pretend you've suffered a Jeff Goldblum-esque transporter accident. Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 I thought it was about Havoc... that's why he posted it... except Havoc doesn't live in China... or he just hasn't been caught yet... Link to post Share on other sites
Kipper Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 mebe havoc stole a bra.. and was searching to find out the penalty.. and was surprised that it was merely to wear sed bra for a day.. which he enjoyed.. much too much Link to post Share on other sites
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