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Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.

Ted: Iron Maiden?

Bill, Ted: Excellent!

[air guitar]

Evil Duke: Execute them.

Bill, Ted: Bogus!

[as Genghis Khan shows off, Ted narrates]

Ted: As you can see, Genghis greatly enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.

[Dead Bill S. Preston almost falls down when climbing around in Hell]

Dead Bill: Ted, you know, if I die, you can have my Megadeth collection.

Dead Ted: But dude, we are already dead.

Dead Bill: Oh. Well then they're yours, dude.

[During séance. Bill and Ted are floating above Missy]

Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?

Dead Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...

Dead Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!

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