DarkLite Posted January 19, 2005 Report Share Posted January 19, 2005 "Excuse me, but could I possibly distract you for a brief moment?" - Kryten Link to post Share on other sites
Rikkster Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Nil bastardum carborundum "Don't let the bastards get you down." - family motto Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 "I do say, would you like a cup of cya*cough*- tea with those crumpents mum?" Link to post Share on other sites
Redcap Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Oh, and while I remember, I think the quote in my signature block is kinda neat, too, lol Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 "You are a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity" - Lister Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 "I'm totally over Susy!" "Oh...right...well...I suppose that's why you've written her name in every egg under the Word Bird!" *after Jeremy's wife finds out about his affair, because he told her, he asks for advice from Mark* "Do you think if I plead and plead and plead...things will go back to normal?" "Honestly...?" "Yeah...quite honestly...not super-honestly..." "Yeah...it'll all be fine. Super..." - Peep Show Link to post Share on other sites
Mental Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I LOVE this one: "You're going to regret that for the rest of your life!!! *pauses*... Both seconds of it!" -Demolition man- Driver: "Which way should I go? Chinese passenger: L... L... L... L... L... *Driver takes a left turn* Chinese passenger: LIGHT!!! -Herman Finkers- (Dutch comedian) Ghost of Church: It's a friggin indignity!!! You HAVE to bury my body! Tucker: With what??? All we have are these pistols! What would you have us do??? Shoot you a grave?! Besides, What's the worst that could happen? Caboose: Look! birds... ... Why are they flying around in circles??? -Rvb- (not precise, but close enough) *Dead clown in desert* Vulture: tastes funny -funny pic of the net- Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 From CSI: Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may have to destroy the evidence. Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you? Dr. Robbins: You say tomato...I say cause of death. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Liar Liar Max- My teacher says real beauty is on the inside Fletcher- That's just something ugly people say Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 "I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!" "You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?!" - Happy Gilmore Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 my motto is: "suspect everyone, even those beyond suspision" *cough* its a bit sh!t Link to post Share on other sites
Master Blaster Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 "No Elvis is not dead, he just went home." - Tommy Lee Jones; Men in Black. Love that line Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 "Losers always whine about 'their best'. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen." "Carla was the prom queen." - The Rock Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Hmm, anyone guess what Havoc's watching at the moment? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 "Are you ok?" "Yes, I'm perfectly ok you f**king idiot!" Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Qoute from Dafool on his holyday in south africa. Some guy: Dafool there are terrorists and sh!t Dafool : Just give me a gun and i'll take care of them Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 One of my best: ME: "Alex, that made it look like you were wanking. You know, with the motions and all (makes wanking motions) like this." Principal walks by, stops and stares at me doing wanking motions. ME: "Oh hello sir, me and my friend here were discussing the erm...intellectual and...moral benefits of masturbation." Principal walks away. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Oh man, I've had that happen to me too, pretty much... ...in the corridor... ...pretend... ...nevermind... Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 "Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? B*stards. B*stard coated b*stards with b*stard filling" - Dr Cox, Scrubs 4x07 Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 "I understand you're a marked man. Word on the street has it that there's already been an attempt on your life." "Ooh, colour me frightened. Did they succeed?" - Sledge Hammer! Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 I've asked you as frank, and ive asked you as General Hummel, now you're being given your last chance by a man with a gun.- Ed Harris, the rock. Well, my first job was selling doors, door-to-to "bing-bong, would you like to, oh you've got one, never mind"- Bill bailey The wheels on the otter go up and down - Bill bailey The laminated book of dreams...to catch the tears of joy- have a guess Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 "That was excessively violent and completely unneccessary...I love it when that happens!" - Sledge Hammer! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted February 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2005 ohhhhhhhh.... I gave myself a wedgie i have no insurance! (simpsons hit and run) Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted February 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 I think we've determined that "Ka-caw, Ka-caw" and "Tooki, Tooki" don't work! (Evolution) Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 "Whats that guy's [Garnia] problem?" "Gonorrea" "He has gonorrea!?" "No his name dummy, Garnia, gonorria, get it?" Band of Brothers Link to post Share on other sites
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