rhino Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Just been watching Ghostbusters and wet myself at some of the quotes they come out with. Stantz: D***less here shut off the containment field. Mayor: Is this true? Venkman: Yes, it is true... This man has no D**k Venkman: You're gonna endanger us and the life of our client... You know... The nice lady that paid us in advance... BEFORE she became a dog. Venkman: This Mr. Stay-Puft ain't so bad. He's a sailer, he's in New York... We get this guy laid there'll be no problems... Anyone care to share? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Well... OK! Cleric John Preston: No. Not without incident. Admiral Tug Benson: Now, I know what you're thinking: What the hell happened to my pants? Well, the tailor ran out of material just as he got to the knees. So don't give me any sh**. President Benson: Cookie? Trautman: No thank you, sir. Benson: Young lady? Michelle: No thank you, sir. Benson: No, I was offering him a young lady. Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Any quotes you want added to the random quotes section of the front page, just send em over. I've got a good hundred or so already in there that I've key'd in myself. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Red Dwarf: White Hole Kryten: Listen... Can anyone hear anything? Rimmer: No. Kryten: Precisely! No-one can hear anything... And you know why we can't hear anything? Rimmer: Why? Kryten: Because there are no sounds to hear! Also a part in Ghostbusters that's been messing my head up. Has anyone else noticed this? Stantz: Listen! (sound of piano keys) Can you smell something? Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 You missed the "They hate that" bit after Bill Murray plays the keys. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 That's later on. The part i'm on about is where they're all in the library, just after Murray says "You're right... No normal human being would stack books like this..." Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Lady Nancy Astor- "Winston (Churchill), if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your coffee" Winston Churchill- "My dear lady, if I were you husband I'd drink it." Link to post Share on other sites
Rikkster Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 "Kryten, go to red alert." "Are you sure sir? It would mean changing the bulb." Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Rhino: I remember there being something mentioned about that in some material that I've got here.. I'll look up that like as I'm sure the Director made commenta bout it. Rizzo: Where that quote from? Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 its from the real world... Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 You.. took the blue pill? Link to post Share on other sites
outlaw Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Stansfield I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven? Malky I couldn't really say. -Leon, or The Profesional Link to post Share on other sites
TaQ Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 I've had many laughs on MSN, suprisingly I don't remember any famous ones from famous movies.. Following conversation was on MSN.. I almost fell on the floor laughing.. TaQ/Waiyuen:why didnt they do HFC P-90s.. Cazboab: LOL Cazboab: that would be good TaQ/WaiYuen : .............NAH TaQ/WaiYuen : ACTUALLY....... TaQ/WaiYuen : ...........a P-90 springer.. TaQ/WaiYuen : *clik clik* Cazboab: yeah TaQ/WaiYuen : THATS A WICKED IDEA Cazboab: or a KSC p90 Cazboab: AEG BUT TaQ/WaiYuen : *DROOL* [TaQ/WaiYuen : NO TaQ/WaiYuen : GBB Cazboab: OOOOO Cazboab: ive just come TaQ/WaiYuen : .... Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 'I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.' -John Nash, A Beautiful Mind 'If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a single one of us is going to get her. So then we go for her friends, but they will all give us the cold shoulder because no on likes to be second choice. But what if none of us goes for the blonde? We won't get in each other's way and we won't insult the other girls.' -Basic Idea of the Equilibrium Theory, John Nash, A Beautiful Mind 'They are my past. Everyone is haunted by their past.' -John Nash, A Beautiful Mind 'All our dreams... our nightmares... we must keep feeding them to keep them alive.' -John Nash, A Beautiful mind Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 President Scroob: I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unregistered wall! Barf: What the hell was that?! Lonestar: Spaceball 1! Barf: They've gone to plaid! Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 'They are my past. Everyone is haunted by their past.'-John Nash, A Beautiful Mind I really liked that film Scary movie 3 *Just watched ring video* *telephone rings* Cindy- "H-Hello?" Ring girl- "seven days" Cindy- "Oh my God, I have only 7 days to live! It's so short a time" Ring girl- "Listen lady, i'm giving you seven frikking days here, i could just come over and kill the $hit out of you now" I love that film Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Escape from New York (conversation between Snake and drunk bum) Snake: Mr President? Bum: I'm the President... Sure i'm the President (points atheart monitor on his wrist) I, I, I knew when i got this thing... I'd be President... Snake: Where'd you get it? Bum: uhh...Woke up and there it was, Just like a miracle! Dumb and Dumber Harry: I don't think we're gonna have enough gas... According to the map we've only gone six inches... The Two Towers Gimli: Toss me... Aragorn: Excuse me? Gimli: i canna jump the gap, you'll have to toss me (Aragorn raises his eyebrow) Gimli: Errr... don't tell the Elf... Bottom Live 2 Eddie: (to parrot) I know what you're thinking, parrot... You're thinking how many shots did he fire back there in scene three, Act two. Well in the confusion, thanks to RICHIE C***ING HIS LINES UP, i've kind of forgotten myself... So... Do you feel lucky... Punk? Parrot: You stupid fat bald Bas***d, you fired six... Eddie: RIGHT! (fires revolver six times at parrot, killing it)... BUT I F***ING RELOADED!!! Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hot Shots Part Deux... President Benson goes to meet Topper Harley... Harley: Mr. President President Benson: No you're not. He's an older man, about my height. ..... Benson: Now don't go round pretending to be the President. I wouldn't do that, and I don't think you should either. It just doesn't hold water! Speaking of which, neither do I. Let's step away from these power cables... Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 - "The Statue of Liberty is kaput" - that's disconcerting. - Saigon, sh*t, I'm still only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. - I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to *beep* with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks... Link to post Share on other sites
Marcus Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 "I bet you're the kinda guy that would *beep* a person in the *albatross* and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you!" - Full Metal Jacket Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 "You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' m****rf****r, m****rf****r! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the f*** am I doin' in the back? You're the m****rf****r should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this n****r's skull." - Jules, Pulp Fiction "Oh man I just shot Marvin in the face!" - Vincent, Pulp Fiction "FABIAN: Butch, whose motorcycle is this? BUTCH: It's a chopper, honey. FABIAN: Whose chopper is this? BUTCH: Zed's. FABIAN: Who's Zed? BUTCH: Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead." - Butch & Fabian, Pulp Fiction "ZED: Bring out The Gimp. MAYNARD: I think The Gimp's asleep. ZED: Well, I guess you'll just have to go wake 'im up then, won't you?" - Zed & Maynard, Pulp Fiction Link to post Share on other sites
Rikkster Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 "Colonel Cathcart was an extremely courageous man. He never hesitated to volunteer his men for the most dangerous missions." Catch-22 Link to post Share on other sites
IronWolf Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 "kirikirikirikiri" audition that one sends a shiver down my spine. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 Big Trouble in little China Jack: What's that? Magic potion? Egg: Yeah! Jack: Good, thought so... What've we gotta do, drink it? Egg: Yeah! Jack: Good, thought so... Jack: ...and this guy, this Lo-pan appears down a god-damned alley while his buddies are flying around on wires and cuttin' everyone to shreds and he just stands there waitin' for me to drive my truck right through him? With LIGHT comin' out of his mouth? Jack: This is Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express and i'm talkin' to whoevers listenin' out there. Like i told my last wife, i said "Honey i never drive faster than i can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes..." The Thing MacReady: I know i'm human and if you were all these things then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't wanna' show itself... It wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us all over... then it has no more enemies... No-one left to kill it... And then it's won. Shaun of the Dead Phillip: You didn't call a doctor did you? I'm quite alright, Barbara i ran it under a cold tap... The Fog Tommy: She's crazy, there's no fogbank out there... Hey... There's a fogbank out there! Link to post Share on other sites
Marcus Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 "You have science, I have mysterious kung fu, your science is s**t" (points to those who know where it's from!) Link to post Share on other sites
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