oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Apparently Mr. Nocompassion is also Mr. Inoknowmeaningofjoke <{POST_SNAPBACK}> PMSL!! i just spat my chocolate brownie all over my shiney new keyboard! i think you should steal a tank, ride out to outside her home, train the turret on her window, pop up with a stereo blaring "Back For Good" by Take That (and party..) .. and then unfurl a banner saying "i'm sorry" I guess now it's time for me to give up I feel it's time Got a picture of you beside me Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup Got a fist of pure emotion Got a head of shattered dreams Gotta leave it, gotta leave it all behind now Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want you back for good Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it You'll be right and understood Unaware but underlined I figured out this story It wasn't good But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory But that was not to be In the twist of separation you excelled at being free Can't you find a little room inside for me Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want you back for good Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it You'll be right and understood And we'll be together, this time is forever We'll be fighting and forever we will be So complete in our love We will never be uncovered again Whatever I said, whatever I did I didn't mean it I just want you back for good Whenever I'm wrong just tell me the song and I'll sing it You'll be right and understood I guess now it's time, that you came back for good and bring an ice cream for her child too. Link to post Share on other sites
pillow_pwnage Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Or you could just buy a hooker and call it a day. Link to post Share on other sites
phoenix360mute Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 erm, ok, she's not my girlfriend people, she's my best friend, i have know her for the good part of 8 years Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 i'm trying to rinse one ive had in my head for nigh on thirteen years out of my head. bleach works. but she still makes me mental. i'm trying dettol next. and then number 7 on my list is cillit bang. BANG! AND THE BI**H IS GONE! Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 They're still valid apology methods, except for Oikoik's. His is for a very special friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Hire someone to mug her/rob her, then kick his *albatross* in front of her. That's the best way to get laid. Er....I mean fix a friendship. Link to post Share on other sites
pillow_pwnage Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 But wheres the fun in that? Tie her down, rent a steamroller. One of those ones that goes on shy of .5 mph. Save the head for last. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Make a sandwich sign that says, "I'm an uncompassionate asshat and hurt my girl's feelings. The only thing that can make me feel worse than my guilt for doing that is standing here and wallowing in my shame." And then put it on everyday and stand in her yard until she forgives you. ® Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 But wheres the fun in that? Tie her down, rent a steamroller. One of those ones that goes on shy of .5 mph. Save the head for last. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Remind me not to be friends with this guy. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 i lived in the same neighbourhood as the acid bath murderer Link to post Share on other sites
phoenix360mute Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 ok, first of all LOL my *albatross* off at some off these things secondly, if i wanted to get laid, i would make a call, to a few people in my phone that i consider "special friends" Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 you got f**kbuddies? can i have some? Link to post Share on other sites
pillow_pwnage Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 WHAT KIND OF FILTHY PERVERT ARE YOU! no secks is good secks Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Remind me not to be friends with this guy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't be friends with that guy. Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Well think about this, one of those special friends AND this girl who's pants you obviously want to get into. What else is the point of being friends with chicks? Too much maitinence otherwise if you ask me. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 i'm trying to rinse one ive had in my head for nigh on thirteen years out of my head. bleach works. but she still makes me mental. i'm trying dettol next. and then number 7 on my list is cillit bang. BANG! AND THE BI**H IS GONE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'VE GOT A SHINEY TUPPENCE! Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Did anybody ask you...? Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Create a rip in the space time continum go back 24 hours and punch yourself in the balls really hard. Oh and tell you not to type the flippant comments as well, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 WHAT KIND OF FILTHY PERVERT ARE YOU! no secks is good secks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> any holes a goat * i meant goal Link to post Share on other sites
pillow_pwnage Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Perhaps he is a homosexual? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 PERHAPS HE'S GOT A SHINEY TUPPENCE! Link to post Share on other sites
phoenix360mute Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 nah, she never fell for my lines, which is why she is my friend, trust me, we both know we arent gonna get any form each other, and to the dude who asked for some of my "special friends", i only have a few, so you gotta get your own man Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 nah, she never fell for my lines, which is why she is my friend, trust me, we both know we arent gonna get any form each other, and to the dude who asked for some of my "special friends", i only have a few, so you gotta get your own man <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but i'm not into men Link to post Share on other sites
pillow_pwnage Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 I think you can do better than $3.50 an hour. Edit: If I get postsniped one more time, one of you is going to lose a testicle. Link to post Share on other sites
phoenix360mute Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 and whos supposed to be homosexual?? and i meant get your own, man as inget your own dude, you know what i mean Link to post Share on other sites
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