rizzo Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 They are inprudent little pricks. 'Pricks' and 'little' being the operative words, seeing as they all have little ones Not that i've seen em, i'm just assuming... anyhoo... No chav will admit to being a chav- it's like saying; "Who's an idiot?" "OO me! I'm an idiot!" know what i mean Link to post Share on other sites
night hunter Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Ha, the Prime minister is one of them. Link to post Share on other sites
Omaha Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 we complain but wouldent you rather have these groups in your high schools than the petty american groups that appear to dominate theirs ie. cool group, cheerleaders, nerds, trouble causers etc etc <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hate to call you on this but that is a more a movie look at American High schools. Sure there are subdivisions of persons but that is found everywhere and anywhere. I mean as long as you are a normal person in all the sense of the word you can associate with anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 yea, sorry Omaha, i was generaly going on american films and what axl Rose said about everybody being 'jocks'or 'stoners' in his school Link to post Share on other sites
recon Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 hmm yeah Your Exco Jeans - £65 Your G-Unit Jersey - £40 Your Airforce Ones - £130 Your 'Bling-Bling' - £250 Realising that your White...Priceless Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 funniest thing on bus today. to rival chav lords (or summin...i dunno) were sitting on the same single decker bus. They were no more than 15, had bad facial hair and were deckid out in winter chav gear, so they wore a coat as well. When one had to return to under the rock he cralwed out from, he turned in the doorway and said "yeah, dont f***in stare at me boy, i know where you live, i'll ave ya". Whilst still staring at rival scum...i mean chav, he proceeded to walk off the bus. However, much to my delight, he hadn't realised that the bus driver hadnt opened the door. Much hilairty insued as he walked full force into the glass. Ahh..happy days. Link to post Share on other sites
PZR Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 i had about 3 chav monkehs just come up to me and say BOO i turned around quickly and stared at em, then they legged it, They were about half my size, lol one chav asked my mate, wana fight? he said yes so the chav went to his house and they fought in drive way all the monkey did was dance around and try and push him over thats not how you f***** fight then his dad came out and picked him up by the neck owned chav Link to post Share on other sites
Omaha Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 axl Rose said <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah I don't blame ya, I am sureI have an awfully scewed veiw of Europe....ultra liberal-gun hating pansies that are afriad of war...or anything else that is remotely aggressive....cobble stone streets and notorise aggression towards ones of different countries inside of Europe proper (west). (I.E. French and Germans hate each other more than anything/anyone else). But yeah never listen to Axl Rose he is a moron....in between his drug binges and disappearing on his band....he manages to stick his head up his....how do you guys say it..."*albartroth*" Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Do none of you carry chains, large killing knives, or blunt objects to defend yourself from chavs? Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 nah, as much as we dislike them, murdering them is still illegal (for some reason *joke*) Killing is wrong, at all times Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted February 5, 2005 Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Lol i wish Banzai. The one time i had chavs walk away from me was last summer. I was at some country fair trying to recruit for the army cadets. The regular army was there aswell doing there bit trying to get kids to sign away their life. Anyway i was doing fieldcraft demo all day decked out in 95s, kevlar assault vest etc cammed up to the max. Two chavs were walking behind me saying stuff about me. "$%&^ing £%^$er getting bummed in the army" etc and loads of bad gags about not being able to see me/ "you have grass in your hair mate!" It was funny i just kept walking away from them all the time them shouting their oh so funny jokes. Until one of them said "i bet he could have you- i bet hes got a gun or a knife on him" So thats when i decided to turn round. Seeing me in my assault vest etc with loads of mags strapped to me they changed their mind, thinking i was a soldier. Strange how they became really polite after that and walked away fast! Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 Haha, thats hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
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