Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I like to think of myself as a manly man. But what is a manly man? So far, these are the things that define a manly man: Hairy chest Wears boots, jeans and a T-shirt Plays airsoft Likes the ladies Doesn't take s**t from anybody Dislikes Armalites But what else can we add? Come on, manly men, let's figure out the rules so we can recognise each other! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -Gives orgasims to furniture just by sitting on them Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I cannot BELIEVE I forgot that. This cold medication is really getting to me. But it's some good s**t, man. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 And you had just mentioned it recently as well! Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - drinks pints in the pub, not bottles - has a pair of 'work' jeans, with paint or plaster on them - is asked by neighbours, or people you aren't that familiar with, to come and have a look at a DIY problem, and offer your opinion on it. - nods to people he knows and says 'Alright?', rather than smile and chirp 'Hello!' Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Get's a a special "Sunrise" every morning Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -has a forum name begining with a letter from the first half of the alphabet Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie182 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - Has a job that invloves getting covered in some form of dirt on a regular basis. - Has hair no longer than a 10mm - Does not shave any part of his body other than the face - Uses either shower gel or cheap supermarket shampoo to wash his hair - Has absolutely no opinion about cushions/curtains/carpets or associated domestic items - Owns at least one large toolbox containing at least 2 different sized hammers - Will never stand next to another bloke at a urinal Link to post Share on other sites
corpral pain Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -plays an active role in putting the underclass chav race on the moon. -eats pies. -dislikes argos (for them beeing the main place chavs get their bling). Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Drinks coke Comes home to the missus with lipstick on his face *Gets slapped by missus, and the missus leaves* Link to post Share on other sites
Eddie182 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 As if any reinforcement was required. http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=...word2=Girly+Man Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Goes to pick up his step daughter from school and realises he's still wearing his drop leg holster - yet no one is giving him strange looks..... Err, whoops Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -turns into CSI everytime he goes past a car accident -reckons turing it off and on again is a legitmate fixing stratagy -hitting it is also a legit stragary -looks (and occasionally smells) like grizley adams on the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Growls a lot Loses his temper (did i mention growls a lot?) Link to post Share on other sites
corpral pain Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 drinks LOTS of tea. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Has more parts left over when he's putting things back together, Doesn't look when crossing roads, Thinks soft toilet paper is for wimps. Link to post Share on other sites
Fall_Ryan Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -Doesn't give a sh*t what the definition of a Manly Man is. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I think we may safely assume Fall Ryan is a girly man. Top definitions, folks. Keep 'em coming. Oh, and should we have a badge? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Sledge are you bored again by any chance? Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I think we may safely assume Fall Ryan is a girly man. Top definitions, folks. Keep 'em coming. Oh, and should we have a badge? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A badge and a union? Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 And look, this dude has our bible Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 xRAZERz: Yes! And a manly man handshake. Rhino: Bored, and ill. Which has been producing some odd mental results. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can get girly men and girly firls to do things by just standing there giving the occasional grunt. Is at least 5' 10". Shorter men can still be manly, but only if they have some special manly skill, like a tank mechanic or a heavywieght boxing champ. Can use Desert Eagles comfortably. Is constantly asked for help when something is in disrepair. Has no real understanding of the workings of the female mind. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I would suggets this would make a good t shirt design...# And there are rules for the womenfolk 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 rofl good one(s) - says 'woof!' to attractive women - Has a deep, Frank Bruno laugh Link to post Share on other sites
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