Dafool Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 * Dafool returns from clone machine to see Crandall and Xxl3o0mxX talking * Dafool- Okey what was it Diet Coke Cherry aight i'll get Banzai to get one * out of nowhere comes a Dafool clone * Dafool Clone - I get coke Dafool - no go and jump of a cliff or something Dafool clone - Agith me suir dafool - here you go * Hands over a frosty Diet Cherry Coke to Xxl3o0mxX * dafool- hey Crandall13 shall we try and clone a Wot Am Bestest Gun n00b and send the whole bunch of the to some other site to post worthelss Wot Am bestest gun posts ? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 clone machine starts to shake spedz: wtf !?!?!? cloneing machine makes a newb F4N|30y69!!!1: D|_|d3s us g0tt4 h3lp m3!! spedz: great another n00b roffle that waffle boxor roxor ect ect ya? F4N|30y69!!!1:y0|_|5 d0n'+ l1k3 m3? spedz: my point.... exactly! now go before i own your *albatross* F4N|30y69!!!:*whimpers* *walks of with head facing the floor* and now for some thing random ST. Eustatius! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yes Start the cloning now, and well send the to ASCUK!! And dafool, how do you do the umlauts over vowels like you did privat- priväte ? Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 dafool- I think tha machine is broken * Machine rattlles again * * BANG machine blows and thousand of Wat Am Bestest Gun n00bs come out* Dafool- Uuhho :/ N00bs - Wot am Bestes gun * N00b starts humping on Batmobile* Dafool - Noobs of my bat mobile of *Arms baseball bat and smack the n00b of the car * N00bs- Loads of us hea Wegotz gonz and stoff so you msuta go!!!11 Dafool -Neva Crandall13- Use the force Dafool Dafool - O yeah the frog tune * Takes out 3G mobile version 400560233 and starts to play frog tune * Frog tune - Hunananan bla bababab bada tram ram N00bs*- gimme 3g mobile Dafool - you want it get it * Throws into pool of molten lava and all n00bs jump after it * Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Unknown to Dafool is that the pool of molten Lava is infact a portal to Xxl3o0mxX dimension and all the n00bs are there on stand by waiting for someone to annoy. Whilst they are waiting they decide to build a DEATHE Star in space with a gian spork launcher wich is charged by a huge microwave and is threatening to shot earth. Link to post Share on other sites
Xxl3o0mxX Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Whoa, how many posts does it say I have for you guys? On my computer it says I only have 15...I would write a interesting story with shady drug deals, a minority child being held hostage, or life on the street in south western san diego but im just not in the mood . http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/c...en/kidtalk.mspx Wow...just wow http://www.personal.u-net.com/~ezz/compg.html So clarrisa really DOES explain it all! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 nice work dafool, now we need to get those newbs out of Xxl3o0mxX's world, and into ASCUK's virtual fourm. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah don't worry I currantly downloaded a Teleporter to my 3G mobile so i can deploy them into anywhere we want aslong as they don't use their Dethe Star on us Link to post Share on other sites
Xxl3o0mxX Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yes, STOP THEM NEWBS! Im going to lay down now, ill jump in on the newb killing action later. By the way, when I made this name, I wasn't serious...I was mocking 1337 speak . Have fun freeing the acid portal! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 lol holy show reviveal o0!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 mmmmmm meanwhile spedz clones all plan to clog up asuk forums bandwith by using it for pr0n! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Okay, I'm off to get some more strippers, call me dafool, if they try to use the death star Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Deathe star Don't worry i pulled out the plug to their microwave in the bat kitchen. fo you that doesn't know the n00bs spork launcher is charged by a giant microwave and the plug to it happeneds to sitt in our kitchen that i just pulled out Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 do I get the girl that goes with this batgirl suit?? Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 do I get the girl that goes with this batgirl suit?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was me mate, me and dafool got drunk watching Suddenly Susan and god knows what happened after that... Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Okay, so were already at 5 pages, someone is gonna keep this and make a big file of it, and wheres the original party pad? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 I'm on the case! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Assuming ther is a party going on minus myself, the connotations of altar quimery are thoughly outraging seeing that my radiotor is missing along with its accomplice. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Crandall- *With strippers* I got the strippers guys, *walks in on banzai, and destruckto* ohh god *runs* banzai- *rushes to get his pants* uhh we weren't doing anything Crandall- *runs* banzai- not so fast *shoots crandall in the nuts* crandall-owww *wishes* theres no place like home, theres no place like home, theres no place like home. *poofs into the fruitcage* Dafool, you better fix that teleporter. dafool- *fixes teleporter* ther w3 goo, shuld wrk noow. crandall- *wishes again* I wish... *poofs into batcave* finally home. *chugs frosty cokes in he fridge* *passes out on batcouch next to Xxl3o0mxX. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Ah so whats where my pants were. Now where are my knackers? Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Havoc will be on the case, he LOVES that kinda work including those things, he also give Hands On traning! *Runs* Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Dafool-Yes destruko you can have the bat girl that goes with the suit. Dafool- I fixed the teleporter now see we can teleport the n00bs in the Deathe star to ASCUK if you wish * sips frosty cola* Dafool- Now banzai we don't need a radiotor we have a perfectly good lava pool right there all you need to do is seat next to it and get warm quickly Dafool- now im of to see the news on the BatTV * Watches beutiful lady talk about the n00bs on TV * News girl - The n00bs have token urban ninja hostage and threaten to blow up a topilet papper factory if their demands are not meet. * Video With a n00b warrior on it* N00b warrior - We wanest biggest pants and bestest gun Dafool - Crandall The n00bs are starting their attack * sips cola * Dafool - Crandall ? * goes to look for Crandall * *FInd Crandall at the Bat computer downloading the foribidden pictures and videos doing the forbidden hand shake * Dafool- Crandall the n00bs are attacking what shall I do ? To Be Continued Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 dafool, the PM you sent me today is DEFINATELY going in my 'Best of Arnies' collection. It was an absolute CLASSIC! Link to post Share on other sites
Xxl3o0mxX Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Holy cats batman! Where did the edit button go...Oh gawdie gawd gawd! Hahahahaha! I found it, I knew it was hiding from me somewhere... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Are you criticising someone here for not using the edit button? Why? More relevantly, why are you criticising people for something you usuallu don't do either...? Link to post Share on other sites
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