HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 My god, this thread is more random (and preverse...and rubbish... ) than Up Pomei. And that's bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 My god, this thread is more random (and preverse...and rubbish... ) than Up Pomei. And that's bad. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well atleast it has kept on the threads topic of offtopic randomness. Link to post Share on other sites
Xxl3o0mxX Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *puts a black squirrel in havoc's pants while preceding to urinate on his left leg* Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *puts a black squirrel in havoc's pants while preceding to urinate on his left leg* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now THIS is the kind of thing the Party Pad was made of! Let me give you an extract, from page 31 of the original... Phantom hears the commotion and comes out to see the 1-ear-less dafool screaming in pain. Luckily, someone mentioned a fire extinguisher earlier, and Phantom runs and gets it and puts dafool out. "Give me that." Phantom says while taking the lighter away. "Bad. Bad!" Phantom unties dafool and brings him ductape so he can tape his ear back on. Phantom begins to walk out, but just before he does, he takes out a syringe and injects Pepsi into Havoc_man's veins. "That should teach you to try and kill the swede without me. Come get me next time...that is, after you're done writhing in pain as the horrible Pepsi becomes one with you." Just before Phantom leaves, the A-team line rings! "Will someone go pick the bloody phone up?" Phantom yells. You see, I'd just pretended (Sad, yes. Funny? Hell yes! ) to tie dafool to a chair, cut his ear off, and cover him in petrol. The original Pad had a rolling storyline!!! By the way, where has Phantomsiege gone? He was president of the Party Pad! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 I don't know. I tried to find this out in the aftermath of the Great Arnie's Crash of 2004. I was also wondering what happened to Flawless Cowboy, if anyone remembers him. Oh, and whatever happened to BadAssTronaut? Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Meanwhile somwhere in a top secret area 51 type Base, Dafool is conducting evil experiments on Havoc_Man Sledge hears the commotion and comes out to see the 1-ear-less Havoc_Man screaming in pain. Luckily, someone mentioned a fire extinguisher earlier, and Sledge runs and gets it and puts Havoc_Man out. "Give me that." Sledge says while taking the lighter away. "Bad. Bad!" Sledge unties Havoc_Man and brings him ductape so he can tape his ear back on. Sledge begins to walk out, but just before he does, he takes out a syringe and injects Pepsi into Dafool's veins. "That should teach you to try and kill the welsh without me. Come get me next time...that is, after you're done writhing in pain as the horrible Pepsi becomes one with you." Just before sledge leaves, the A-team line rings! "Will someone go pick the bloody phone up?" Sledge yells. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 There's no need to fear! Zorro is here! Oh wait, he's been here for a while. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 does anyone else think the 'winking' smilie looks like he's trying to push out a turd? Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Turd !? I'll give you turd ! Ties up richie, with Banzais shoe laces and flushe richie down the Bat toilet to another dimension. Havoc_Man is trying to glue back his ear with some superglue. Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *runs and hides in corner in fetus position* Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *realises dafool's evil scheme* *enlists help of toilet duck* *richie_j and toilet duck fly to safety* Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 * Toilet duck demands privet time with richie * * Dafool's howitzer blows the toilet duck out of the sky saving richie* Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 the evil badger strides onto the scene.... Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Closly followed by his horde of Zombie Moths. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 And a massive army of tramps and farting squirrels that invades Havoc_Mans house. *The badger gets poked with a sp00n by Crandall13* Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Crandall-Wait wait wait, this doesn't make any sense! Every one know my weapon of choice is a spork thi... bbbllrruuurrrbbbb *is ingulfed by a giant wave of lime green jello and petrol* HaVoC MaN- I'll put it out *pees into the big wave of petrol, and jello* Crandall- bbbuuutttt ttheere wassn'tt eveveeeeen a fireeee HaVoC Man- I know, but I just like to pee on stuff *Just then banzai breaks through a wall* Banzai-BRILLIAN?T *Cool-Aid Man breaks through another wall* OHHHHHH YAAAAAAAA *That band O-Zone, the mai ah hee mai ahh hoo, song fat blke singing band, breaks through and starts singing* *Banzai, Crandall, Dafool, and that cool-aid guy all start dancing... Havoc continues to pee...* Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *soloman sends forth the badger to destroy the evil music* *puts on Rage agianst the machine* *w00ts* Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Meanwhile.... dafool has eaten to many Jaffa cakes and is sitting on the toilet having a case of heavy Sh!t. * PLOP * * Flushes toilet* * Toilet gets blocked* Dafool- uuho Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *toilet duck walks on scene* TD: "Ohhhh.......so now you want my help???" Dafool: "yes please" TD: "Well....you cant MWHAHAHAHAH" DF: "Wait a minute.....your just a logo for a product" *DF pulls out rpk* TD: "OHNOES!!!!" *flys away on blimp* "we'll meet again!!!!!" *starts to shake fist, before crashing into wall and burning horribly* *Havoc runs in* HM: "hold on...i'll put you out" Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 meanwhile in a galaxy far far away.... Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Havoc_Man was eating jaffa cakes with Sledge on mars looking at the forbidden film . Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Havoc_Man was eating jaffa cakes with Sledge on mars looking at the forbidden film . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Get rid of Sledge and that'd sound perfect! Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *Sledge starts to touch Havoc_Mans upper part of the leg* Dafool- Banzai stop watching a Sledge/ Havoc_Man forbidden film Banzai- What Dafool- we have cloning to do * *Evil Smile* Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 *HaVoC realises his sexual exploits with Sledge are being watched* HaVoC: S**t! Sledge, hide! *Sledge attempts to hide, but the creaking floor gives him away* Sledge: Goddamn it... HaVoC: There's only one thing for it - to the Original Party Pad! We can confuse them more there! Sledge: Great idea, let's go! *after a long walk/run/waddle, Sledge and HoVoC arrive at the ruins of the Original Party Pad* Sledge: Hey look, it's Smyth602's bus! HaVoC: Howdy-doody, Smyth's bus! Long time no see! Sledge: Smyth's bus, bad timing maybe, seeing as you've got the porn out an' all, but... HaVoC: ...could you please go and wait by that door? Smyth602's bus: Sure thing guys! *Smyth602's bus toots his horn (ooh err missus), then drives over and waits by the door* *Dafool enters* Sledge & HaVoC: Pwn away, bussy, ol' chap! *Smyth's bus pwns dafool reeeeal nice, like!* Smyth602's bus: *toot toot* Dafool, nearly dead: Pip pip, I need pr0n... *HaVoC & Sledge look at each other, and laugh* Sledge: I need some pr0n too, actually, Dafool, fancy a... HaVoC: I'm out of 'ere... *HaVoC runs* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 This is your local toilet inspector. I fear I shall have to ban all use of the privy if you keep the behavior, shyte has been splooging in other peoples houses making my job quite nasty, having to inspect it all. Cease all flushing activities or I will make you shyte in a paper bag for the rest of your life. Banzaicuz Crapzimus. Link to post Share on other sites
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