Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Looking at you, I know Queen were right. "Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round." SLAP Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Looking at you, I know Queen were right. "Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round." SLAP <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Haha lol. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Greatest Queen song ever Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 There are 206 bones in the human body, do you want 207 in yours? Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Greatest Queen song ever <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No bicycle was better! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Great, but not the greatest. I take it back, though - Flash was the best Link to post Share on other sites
Dragoondark Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 not really pick up lines but close, This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?" The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink!!!!" and for the fun of it You know you're drunk when... 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. The whole bar greets you when you come in. 4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like. 3. Roseanne looks good. 2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass. 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up. Link to post Share on other sites
Jedigreedo Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 Norm!! Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 "how's life treating you Norm?" "Like I just ran over his dog" Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 There are 206 bones in the human body, do you want 207 in yours? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFLMFAO! Link to post Share on other sites
enzo100 Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Me and all my emo *albatross* little friends go snowboarding and use this line on random people quite often lol ahem... "hold my snowboard while I kiss your girlfriend" My friend Jay did that recently..it was hilarious not really a pick up line...but yeah Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Me and all my emo *albatross* little friends go snowboarding and use this line on random people quite often lol ahem... "hold my snowboard while I kiss your girlfriend" My friend Jay did that recently..it was hilarious not really a pick up line...but yeah <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, what happened? Link to post Share on other sites
Basho Posted April 22, 2005 Report Share Posted April 22, 2005 Well, what happened? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't he sweet!? Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 noo! I will never fall to this thing called love! Must resist... grr... must... become... AMISH! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 enzo is emo? KILL HIM! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 crandall13 is into thrash metal, though. Kill him first. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 id rather listen to metal than emo Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Not this kind of metal, trust me. I had to cover my ears after the email he sent me... Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Why not kill both of them at once? Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Because I have a cold, multi-tasking ar teh suk atm d00d Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 23, 2005 Report Share Posted April 23, 2005 Eek! *Runs* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 ill get sick on you! duh duh duh duh! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Your gonna throw up on me? Eek! *runs faster* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 24, 2005 Report Share Posted April 24, 2005 Who said anything about "throwing up"? Link to post Share on other sites
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