DarkLite Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 With DarkLite? 1:239,864,087,235. Just one look at his crotch is all it takes for girls to say, "My place, yours, or right here?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's a curse in disguise. I can't go into a bar/club without being buried under a pile of squealing ladies. Link to post Share on other sites
Kipper Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 I can't go into a bar/club without being buried under a stampede of squealing ladies rushing for the door <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 I'm a prat. And that, my liege, is why changing quotes for comic effect isn't actually funny. Anyone can do it, but no one ever does it well. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Someone told me that the best pick up line is: "You have lovely eyes, can I lick them?" Link to post Share on other sites
COXY Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Dont no I this has been done but heres the old Special forces chat up line.... "Alrite love, I'm Special forces, Fancy a quick shag? ..... I'll be in and out before you know it" Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 So no one found my cloroform joke funny, eh, eh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I did But the best one yet's the "..Most beatiful teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across." "Would you like to dance?" "Sure; what way?" "Horizontally." -ripped off from Not Another Teen movie. "I don't have any tires, but I can still park my car in your garage, right?" "You're this Boarding House's manager, right miss? I'd like to occupy some of your space." Last two are mine. Cheers Matt Link to post Share on other sites
kliskey Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 With DarkLite? 1:239,864,087,235. Just one look at his crotch is all it takes for girls to say, "My place, yours, or right here?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Unless your a girl.....That really worries me.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 But the best one yet's the "..Most beatiful teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across." QUALITY! Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Girl: "So, what do you think about kids?" Guy: "I truly love them. My forte is making them, did you know?" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 "All your vagina am belong to us." Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 The above, whilst wearing a faded Transformers T-shirt. Also "My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard" Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 "Hello, would you like to see my WEESATCH?" Link to post Share on other sites
there in the bushes! Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Straight up, no messing: "Fancy a f*ck and a pizza?" But seriously folks, the best one was 'grasp the enormity of the situation' it makes me chuckle. I like the "Can i lick your eyes" as well. genius. Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Are you a chicken farmer? Why? You're pretty good at raising cocks. Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Assuming of course we're not dealing with five dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as Astemeyer correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, the theoretical shape described by Siddus must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-deca-wee-hedron-a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adicon-a-di-bi-dolly-he-deca-dodron. Everything else is poppycock. Isn't that so? Works every goddamned time. Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 "All your vagina am belong to us." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Excellent. I'm beginning to think you do this for a living. "Your name must be Daisy, because I have the urge to plant you!" "That shirt is very becoming on you; but if I were on you, I'd be coming, too." "If you think you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon." That's all I had the motivation to search for for now; BBL. Cheers Matt ((<<<Everyone else has one, and I can't get userbars, so meh.) Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 In Russia, men kiss men....... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 "Don't panic, ma'am, we're from the internet." Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Works every goddamned time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I'm sorry: I must have seemed very ignorant. All I said was...'Geromino'!" Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Just now made this up, thought I'd share: "Excuse me, miss? Is this your parking garage? Okay, ggod. I can't seem to find any space in the front lot, do you have ample space in the rear?" Cheers! Matt Link to post Share on other sites
triggerhappy16 Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 "Brains in the anal region, genitalia small and innofensive" "You have sex like a Japanese meal, small portions but so many courses" and back towards the topic... -Could i have your name, i've forgotten mine -Yours is a butt that just won't quit -You make my teeth sweat, want to help me out? Trig Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Brains in the anal region, genitalia small and innofensive" "You have sex like a Japanese meal, small portions but so many courses" and back towards the topic... -Could i have your name, i've forgotten mine -Yours is a butt that just won't quit -You make my teeth sweat, want to help me out? Trig <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems blissfully unaware that we have a rather sturdy holo-whip in the munitions cabinet, and if he doesn't want his derriere minced like burger meat, he better be out of here in less than two seconds flat! Link to post Share on other sites
thegunnut Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 -so...you're a girl? Link to post Share on other sites
Gretski Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Try this.... Hi, Im from the british oral sex olympics team. The Games are tomorrow and my partner just DIED from exhaustion!! Don't suppose you could do me a favour and stand in for her could you? Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Wana go boogy boogy ; ) Link to post Share on other sites
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