Meathead316 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Hi I like many others just love top gear, and have come up with a fun new game (yay me) lets be just as cool as clarkson, hammond and may and make up rediculous facts about their so called tamed racing driver... some say that his actual first name really is "The" and that he actually does know what am bestest gun all we know is he is called The Stig!! oh and for all of you who dont know what top gear is please do the responsible thing and drive off of the nearest pier (preferable in a diesel pergeot) Link to post Share on other sites
PMMJKL Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Some say that he was adopted by a group of goats as a child and that he runs on pure petrol, all we know is he's called the Stig! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Some say that he can't spell ridiculous... And that when backed into a corner he ejects his lower intestine out of his anus. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
jv83 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Some say he is the ###### son of Chuck Norris and Michael Schumacher and his driving suit is actually his skin! All we know is......... Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Some say that in his free time, he is a journalist. And that he is way better at throwing shoes than an Iraqi journalist. all we know is.... Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 Some say he can dodge shoes at a rate of 2500 SPM (shoes per minute) all we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
SilentP Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Some say he can listen in on all the mobile phone signals within a 2 parsec radius and keeps the ISS in orbit. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
Shriven Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Some say he made the kessel run in far less than 12 parsecs.... some say they've seen him out drinking... with God. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Some say he takes his hits, even when he's 100% sure it JUST was a richochette.. all we know is.. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted December 16, 2008 Report Share Posted December 16, 2008 Some say, that is he the internet; And that he can download at the speed of light. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
Meathead316 Posted December 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 awesomeness, and as some of you may have gathered by my and amateurstuntman's post, both me and he stig cant spell rediculous... coincidence? anywho... some say if u pricked him with a pin he would burst. they also say he has the worlds largest collection of novelty socks. all we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Some say, he is the only man who has ever taken the concentrated spice and lived, and that if he ever drinks water he will die... All we know is.... (THE STIG MUST FLOW!) Link to post Share on other sites
mewantpie Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Some say that the radius of his balls is exactly the same as Pi, and that the credit crunch is his breakfast cereal. Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Some say he will never visit a drive-in, and when he does a 360 with a car, it is actually the earth that does a 360. All we know is,... Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Some say the the BBC changes the man in the suit to get the best driver for a type of vehicle.. Some say the Stig's so AWESOME that we don't care.. All we know is.. Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Some say that his favourate food is service station beans on toast and that he is indifferent to Marmite All we know is he's called The Stig. Link to post Share on other sites
meppie Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Some say that if he would be playing airsoft he would defeat the other team faster then Sabine can make a lap on the Nurnburgring and then the defeated team is still wondering what was passing them and in real life he is a kindergarten cop ... all we know is he is called The Stig. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Some say that he is one of the UK special forces evasive driving instructors and that in real life he is an insufferable cock. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
TheMerchantOfVenice Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 Some say he killed 30 Chinese with his bare hands. All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 You're getting confused with John Rambo Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 You're getting confused with John Rambo http://www.hulu.com/watch/33032/its-always...#s-p10-n4-st-i1 Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 I am ashamed of our Badgery friend.. UK forum, and 'only availible to stream in the US' Some say the Stig has no pity for fools.. All we know is.. Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted December 19, 2008 Report Share Posted December 19, 2008 hmm, The Badger apologizes, he was unaware that it wasn't available to everyone, he shall scower the earth to find it on another site! Link to post Share on other sites
Spartan452 Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Some say that one of his eyes is a teste All we know is... Link to post Share on other sites
frankimac Posted December 20, 2008 Report Share Posted December 20, 2008 Some say he can only speak in rev's and that his anus emmits exhaust fumes all we know is etc Link to post Share on other sites
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