Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 She is the one that always looks surprised, and sings god awful songs. And looks nae half bad as we'd say up here. Do a google images search man. Ah. Sorry I wasn't on about her looks, but her as a package overall. You forgot to mention "the straight tw*t who pretends to be gay to get the guys." Nothing humorous about being a transvestite. You just finished saying so? Its an inside joke. I know why its humorous Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Pray tell, what's Katy P's merits? All she does is pretend to be lesbian to get guys, and encouraging other straight girls to do the same. Oh and her tits. You said it. Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 She is the one that always looks surprised, and sings god awful songs. And looks nae half bad as we'd say up here. Do a google images search man. ah damn...isn't she the one with that "i kissed a girl" song? *fruitcage*, how annoying was that... Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Who is this Katey Perry that get's compared to our fine chocolate ? I've heard that name beeing dropped on various UK shows, but am unable to place her atm... isn't she a singer or something? And yes, i'm quite partial to the Kate that played whatshername in Underworld ! regardless of any latex Katy Perry is a singer, and while she is a good looking girl with curves in all the right places she's not a patch on Ms. Beckinsale. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Very annoying and a right you-know-what for pretending to be a lesbian. Merit my *albatross*. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 So, we conclude. Katy P = tidy, annoying and a tw*t Kate B = win Belgian Chocolate > Advent Calender chocolate Tactical Corsets should be made out of latex Transvestism is humorous if the subject of an inside joke, but not an open joke on a forum. I might've missed something. Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Ah. Sorry I wasn't on about her looks, but her as a package overall. You forgot to mention "the straight tw*t who pretends to be gay to get the guys." That works?? wonder if that works with girls aswell.... was that out loud? Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Transvestism is humorous if the subject of an inside joke, but not an open joke on a forum. i have a box set of little britain that would suggest otherwise! Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 It just might work. Why don't you give it a try and earn the ire of gay people everywhere at your own risk. I wouldn't be surprised if Katy gets a few black eyes for being a complete moron. And oh, you'll also run the risk of annoying homophobes who might then be tempted to teach you a lesson. Bottomline: Don't be an utter retard and pretend to be gay when one isn't. i have a box set of little britain that would suggest otherwise! Tastefully done, or just for a laugh, it can be humorous. As a fetish, I prefer that it be kept in the bedroom as it rightly should. Btw, do not confuse transsexualism for transvestism. 2 completely seperate things. The actors might be engaging in transvestism in the name of comedy, but the characters some of them play are apparently transsexuals. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 She did also have a song '' You're so gay '' aimed at her boyfriend. She really is sexually confused. Nice. Edit: Pretending to be gay isn't always a going to get you pwned. My mate went into a gay bar when he needed money for a taxi. 'Nuff said. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 she means he's happy Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 It just might work. Why don't you give it a try and earn the ire of gay people everywhere at your own risk. I wouldn't be surprised if Katy gets a few black eyes for being a complete moron. And oh, you'll also run the risk of annoying homophobes who might then be tempted to teach you a lesson. Bottomline: Don't be an utter retard and pretend to be gay when one isn't. Yes we've come a long way as a species haven't we Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yes we've come a long way as a species haven't we Not Katy, she hasn't. Funny thing about her song was that it raised the ire of her staunchly conservative christian parents who claimed "hollywood corrupted their daughter and turned her gay" No, hollywood hasn't. It's just turned her into a slag. A straight slag who only pretends to be gay to get guys. Or, maybe she was one to begin with anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 she means he's happy I think she means epic fail. Like most Americans when they something is gay. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Well then Katy Perry is gay. not in a good happy way or a neutral orientation way, but an american epic fail way. She's not even original. She's just a lousier copy of Lily Allen. One annoying cutie-face bimbo is enough please. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Well then Katy Perry is gay. not in a good happy way or a neutral orientation way, but an american epic fail way. She's not even original. She's just a lousier copy of Lily Allen. One annoying cutie-face bimbo is enough please. PLEASE say you like Lily Allen! Ahhh... there is a god. Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 She's just a lousier copy of Lily Allen. One annoying cutie-face bimbo is enough please. Fixed it for you. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 PLEASE say you like Lily Allen! Ahhh... there is a god. I don't dislike Lily Allen. Thats the best you're gonna get. Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I don't dislike Lily Allen. Thats the best you're gonna get. Now she is cute, i'll say that! That's about all i'll say though... Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'll say this much: At least she isn't pretending to be something she isn't. Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 I'll say this much: At least she isn't pretending to be something she isn't. Yes she is, She's pretending to be talented. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 My eyes were opened to her when she changed her hair to the style she has now. Anyway, this is getting ridiculous. If my girlfriend seen these forums my balls would likely be in a vice. I better get me some sleepin' might have to send myself off with Katy or Lily... Actually, who am i kidding, only Roy Orbison will suffice. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yes she is, She's pretending to be talented. I stand corrected. Anyway, this is getting ridiculous. If my girlfriend seen these forums my balls would likely be in a vice. When she does tell her to add a few extra turns for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Yes she is, She's pretending to be talented. Unfortunately a staggering amount of modern, popular culture talent is completely 'talentless' that is just an unfortunate trend we have to deal with. I don't know why i'd be worried; she is the foremost person i talk about other woman with. This just reads like our chat logs and text messages. That isn't normal? She shares the same opinion as most of you though.. Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Unfortunately a staggering amount of modern, popular culture talent is completely 'talentless' that is just an unfortunate trend we have to deal with. gah.. i know what happened to the simpler times?? Where you had some guys put on some leather, a spike here or there, some guitars and scream into a mic about them beeing a turbo lover or something or other... Like my fav band Priest! oh wait.... Link to post Share on other sites
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