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Please, dafool. We love you. Please post another one.

 

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Ode to dafool

 

Once upon a lonely day,

I wandered through Arnie's, arguing with Sledge that Xbox is not gay,

But oh how I chirped in glee and fantasm,

As I discovered a dafool post, clearly written during a mental spasm.

 

"Ah hah!" I cried, gleeful and amazed,

"It's dafool my pal, incredible joy!"

As I began to read it I felt vaguely fazed,

And I realised dafool was an utterly special boy.

 

"Gosh, how cool!" I thought to myself,

As I fired my Glock 26 into the air in a celebratory rampage.

The raining BBs smashed the contents of mt special bondage shelf,

But that didn't matter, for dafool was, to me, a mage.

 

Oh dafool, I want your babies,

No matter how strange and deformed,

Actually, no, wait a second...

...odd you are, Sledge has just me informed.

 

"MEH!" I shouted at this,

"I'm off to my favourite web-site, HotBoob!"

"WTF you doin' you fayget?!!!11", replied rizzo,

And he called me a n00b.

 

Now this is getting off-topic by miles,

Actually I'm just ranting now,

But if you asked me to sit on the floor, I would, and get piles,

Because we all love you dafool! KAPOW!

 

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*bows*

 

*dodges rotten fruit*

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Today was a fun day. The post i made at Arnies made quite a few sh!t bricks angry. They told me that i should kill myself. To bad for them i didnt there petty sh!t keept me laughing all morning. My brothers girl friend is starting to get on my nervs. She used my shaver. I dont know what she did with it but it isnt nice urk ...

Luckly i got to school on time. I took some advice to not spitt paper this time but it didnt stop the teacher svenne from shouting at me. For lunch we had potatoes

with grilled "cocked" biff the schools lunch ladies have a habit of lying to us.

The biff was horible thank you Thorn for another great day. The french teacher

told me to bring a pencil and so on.. Ha I pwnd The teachers again buy just walking in the forbidden room shouting kiss ma ring. They finally gave up and dont care about ma going in there. One of my friends has a key he stole to the room and is selling it but i dont want it if i could just rush in and do what i want.

Mikiele he I took my friends advice to ask her out on a date but she got into Alex.

She gave me the llok of death and told me she has training today. Ever since then she has been looking at me in a scary way. I dont get it we are friends. I really

I hanged with the popular grupp they started to take me in more and more the

girls there are finally talking to me instead of bad mouthing me. Thank you Thorn. For tea i drove down to the Hot dog stand and in a cool gansta film kinda way the guy knows exactly what i want. So he says 2 hotdogs mash and shrimp sallad and like Cool man. I ended up on tv during a Karate lesson. I really must of looked bad. Anyway my friend actually took down my teacher infront of the cam. Micke my friend is still on the hunt for the artical on his bike i promised.

I sayed that i couldnt find it. I saw that creepy girl that walks like a zombie from the rep center what are they doing up there. last time i in countered there zombie like patients was on a field on a school trip. We were playing in teh field untill a huge moan we faced the big woods only to see 20 of them runing towards us #%"#5 I was scared. Luckly just in time the guys in white suits turned up and locked them in a white van and drove of as quick as possible. Looks lite the Rep center is doing something creepy. Zombie like people stalking the streets. Also that day my friend almost got attacked by a Bum guy. He was cycling home and saw this runing guy ha told him to get out of the way only to face a jerk chasing him and doing a matrix style jump after him. The bum the bum that was after him landed on the road. Nothing special today but im hoping to get a good and funny journal from my bizzar life for Arnies on Friday. Thanks to all the chain mail ive got from Toby I might still win mikiele heart but i wont let that happend untill i fully love her cos i want to be a honset and fair person the guys at Arnie can think how they want to.

Ps: I like to know who the bs is that put up a Add with my msn adress on a porn site. I had Gay people on me all day.

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Hmmm...

 

I'm about to register a web address in your name (I mean it'll be your Arnie's name [dot] something or other).

 

If you wouldn't mind, would you make it YOUR site. I'll have hosting rights ans stuff, but if you'd put up some pics and write a diary entry every few days that'd be marvellous.

 

Also you could add anything else - all those bizarre pics (assuming my friend who'll actually host it will let me :P ), any words of wisdom, etc.

 

This could rock.

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the rep center what are they doing up there. last time i in countered there zombie like patients was on a field on a school trip. We were playing in teh field untill a huge moan we faced the big woods only to see 20 of them runing towards us #%"#5 I was scared.  Luckly just in time the guys in white suits turned up and locked them in a white van and  drove of as quick as possible.

 

Lmfao, keep it coming dafool :D

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Hmmm...

 

I'm about to register a web address in your name (I mean it'll be your Arnie's name [dot] something or other).

 

If you wouldn't mind, would you make it YOUR site. I'll have hosting rights ans stuff, but if you'd put up some pics and write a diary entry every few days that'd be marvellous.

 

Also you could add anything else - all those bizarre pics (assuming my friend who'll actually host it will let me :P ), any words of wisdom, etc.

 

This could rock.

 

 

Yeah that will be okey. il will put up some pics of my moped and etc and my friends. :lol:

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The very worst thing you can do is talk to people on a forum about it. People will just mock you because they aren't face to face with you and it makes them feel better about sitting bleary-eyed in front of a PC all day with their trousers around their ankles.

 

I try to laugh it off if somebody flames me, because if they wanted to say the same thing in front of my face, they probably wouldn't bother.

 

Unplug the PC, go round your mates house, try and scrounge a few beers of somebody. Better than a CS-marathon any day of the week. Better still, get geared up and do some plinking! Always chills me out :)

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