FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Where did you get my picture from? My parents have that framed, and say its what I look like... Your parents are win, you are fail, how did you fall out of one of them 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I fell out of my dad? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I fell out of my dad? Anal baby I could go into other details but i fear being banned 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Yep, we should probably end it there! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Huzzah Also why is it everytime i come up with a solution to something at work it gets to 90% done then doesn't work, why can't it cock up in the first 0-25% and save me time? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 becuase in IT, you spend 9 hours installing everything for the last driver to fail, corrupt the OS and have to start all over again. You can always direct users to an ID, ten-t error Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 I just give up, i have two solutions but with both i have to wait for one or two approvals first, annoyingly. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Surely if this has been going on for years, maybe a link between the river the local ressie to top it up would be a sound investment? Two reasons why this won't happen. 1. Nobody is going to want to pay for it 2. You're mixing logic with UK government thinking. Anyone who has had dealings with the Civil Service will tell you that sensible thinking and HMG mix like oil and water Anyway today's annoyance is my numbnuts supervisor being in a bad mood simply because of last night's football results and so I have to put up with him being a miseralble *suitcase* all day Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Anyway today's annoyance is my numbnuts supervisor being in a bad mood simply because of last night's football results and so I have to put up with him being a miseralble *suitcase* all day Same as all the guys in my office 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 That's pathetic. But I hate football anyway. I have fun trolling the typical middle aged football fans pointing out just how gay it is to hero-worship a team of young buys in shorts. It gets right in their head. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Bit like people that claim to be straight and watch TV Wrestling. A bunch of men in skimpy tight underwear in oil 'acting' and 'grappling' each other, sounds like something a gay male might like 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Yeah, I don't get that either. My GF likes wrestling so I ended up in the pub for wrestlemania. I got well and truly battered that night and shouted "wench!" an awful lot. She thought it was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Does your GF like to be the one on top then My Mum's ex used to watch it and he was homophobic to the extreme, yet did that thing stupid people do where they glue themselves to the screen and take it all in. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Nah, she is totally submissive in the bedroom. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Lucky you, mine is all about the 'equal partnership' thing. Why can't i have a girl i can be really rough and dirty with. Is that a good enough reason to split up with her 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 It's alright, but sometimes I wish she'd have a bit more bite. (literally and figuratively) If you have doubts then yes, I have certainly split up with girls for less. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Well that is true However i do, but it has been a while and the doubts are small 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Two reasons why this won't happen. 1. Nobody is going to want to pay for it 2. You're mixing logic with UK government thinking. Anyone who has had dealings with the Civil Service will tell you that sensible thinking and HMG mix like oil and water The worst part is that the UK *HAD* a plan to solve this issue by the creation of what was essentially a national water grid - all the reservoirs would be linked together and so overspill water from full ones would be piped to ones with room for it, instead of being wasted. A pilot project linked 7 reservoirs in the north of England, the southernmost being Ladybower in the Peak District IIRC. The project works perfectly - you'll notice that the areas around Manchester, Sheffield, Lancaster, Leeds, etc, never have water shortages - but was deemed to be too expensive to expand to the rest of the country and the project was scrapped. If the project had been completed, then all the waste water from reservoirs in the wet, rainy north of the UK would be filling up the empty reservoirs in the drier, more densely populated south east of the UK. Short term thinking at its finest. Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 You should have kicked his mirror off when You pulled up next to him, seen that done before... seriously? that would make you just as much if not more of a *Ubar* in my eyes. to quote vincent vega: "what's more chicken*suitcase* than *fruitcage* with a man's automobile? i mean, don't *fruitcage* with another man's vehicle." if someone has caused you that much offence then deck him. don't *fruitcage* about with financially damaging passive aggressive arseholery Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 To be fair, most people won't learn a damn thing if you don't hit them in the wallet. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 If they are in a locked car, smashing their window and dragging them out for a kicking is a bit naughty in the eyes of the law. A smak in the heat of an argument is seen as less serious. Usually. Damage to property is far less serious than twatting someone in the mush. It depends how far you want to go. All are crimes, they just vary in naughtiness. 'accidentally' knocking a mirror off isn't a crime... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 Today i learned that i might actually have to worship Slaanesh, seriously, only really random stuff works for me. Damn brain and lack of stimulus 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted May 4, 2012 Report Share Posted May 4, 2012 It depends how far you want to go. All are crimes, they just vary in naughtiness. 'accidentally' knocking a mirror off isn't a crime... it's intentional vandalism and the pinacle of c**tishness. what's wrong with just rising above it and going happily about your day knowing that you're not as much of a *Ubar* as they are? alternatively loud verbal abuse would be an appropriate reaction, you'd *suitcase* him up a bit and he'd feel like the complete tit that he is. Link to post Share on other sites
bankz5152 Posted May 5, 2012 Report Share Posted May 5, 2012 When your crashing at a mates studio apartment awoken by the sound of the nasty going down. Then leaving for a smoke and seeing ALL to bear. Good fun :s Link to post Share on other sites
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