joeking27 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 In the picture? Oooooooooooooooooooh. It makes sense now. The Daily TaQ tells lies? at Christmas as well.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Blame TaQ... *points at TaQ* ---------------------------------------------------------------------- THE DAILY DAFOOL The newspaper you can REALLY trust...still not on actual paper... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Breaking news just in: TAQ IS A LIAR!!! A spokeman, calling himself 'I am not TaQ', said simply that 'TaQ is a great guy really', and that 'he'd never lie'. He claimed to know TaQ, but due to the presence of spiky hair, we had sneaking suspicions... People on the aforementioned Arnie's Airsoft online forums, who claimed to know the LIAR himself, had pretty much nothing to say. The official response was 'Try later - we're out flaming'. We weren't sure what this meant, but anyway... One user, calling himself 'HaVoC_MaN', did, however, have something to say. According to him, TaQ 'rapes guns' and 'flames newbies'. This seems to confirm his previous criminal record. Another user, 'PSAG', simply said that TaQ was a 'p*ssy whipped slime bucket fayget!!111threetwooneliftoff'. He also claimed that 'our questions were p*ssbuckets'. We think that his allegation should be taken with more than a pinch of salt, as he clearly has a problem with the media, and everyone else. One more late addition to the story is that no-one quite knows what the story actually is. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This report also brought to you by "Had Enough Now Reports, inc." Link to post Share on other sites
aimpoint Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 HaVoC the holidays hav only just started are you really that bored already ? lol good story tho Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 I sense a media cover up here... Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Vengeance Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 I did wish your mother a merry christmas, on my way out <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lol lol lol you too? Just kidding TaQ. Merry christmas everyone anyway! Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Well I can't wait for that christmas dinner What do you guys have for Christmas dinner ? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Well at the moment we have a turkey and a duck in the freezer, but we may pick something up on christmas eve. I'm in shock though, I finished my Christmas shopping today! I shouldn't have started yet!! Link to post Share on other sites
night hunter Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Kebab, Macdonalds and coke with both. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Spammar, Havoc bring out the sacred spork of saint Maclous juilia thingy and spork him. Nah just being stupid. But that's not much, Are you really going to have that Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 THE DAILY BRICK The newspaper you can...ah bugger it... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Earth-shattering news just in: NIGHT HUNTER EATS KEBABS!!! We bring you this shocking news just minutes (well, hours...ok, days...) after TaQ was claimed a liar! Yes, it seems that not only is the spiky-haired one a lying little so-and-so, but the one known as 'night hunter' is a kebab-wielding fiend too! A spokeman, calling himself 'Sledge', said simply that 'kebabs are actually quite tasty, you know'. Another rather wierd bloke, known only as 'dafool'. claimed that this so-called 'night hunter' had gone on a rampage through the center of Sweden, waving a kebab in the direction of old people and yelling "Here's a present from England!". People on the aforementioned Arnie's Airsoft online forums, who claimed to know the MURDERER himself, had pretty much nothing to say...AGAIN.The official response was once again 'Try later - we're out flaming'. We weren't sure what this meant, but anyway... We interviewed one more person, calling himself 'BadAssTronaut' - clearly some sort of delusional, self- impressing name. called 'night hunter' a 'st00pid haxxing fayget!!11oneone". Once again, this story is dead really. A bit like the thread, perhaps. Hint hint. We know you're thinking the same. We can real minds, you know... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This report also brought to you by "Had Enough Now Reports, inc." Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 You can real minds? Aha! its code: the plan will commence tonight. Be sure the red fox is ready. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 *drinks Red Fox* *dies* Listen kids: Don't buy cheap imitation energy drinks from market stalls! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Fox? Gray Fox? But I thought you were... *Cyber Ninja swipes at Sledge with sword. Sledge ducks and runs away. Enter Solid Dafool* Solid Dafool: Gray Fox? Wot am best sword? I beat up a drunk guy. Ninja: Wha...? *After three hours, the Cyber Ninja self-destructs. Solid Dafool sneaks off to annoy Sp00n with his very existence* Colonel: Snake? What's going on? Solid Snake: I don't know, some strange Swede just thieved my sneaking suit. Colonel: Are you wearing a bra? Snake: Uh, signals breaking up.... can't hear you... a wandering minstral I... I've got a terrible lion up my end. Colonel: ? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Count up another notch on the ol' Blackadder-quote-o-meter, eh? Link to post Share on other sites
CplHicks Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Blackadder meets Metal Gear and Dafool. Not bad, if I do say so myself. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Havoc, you're very verbose with you being dead 'n' all. Link to post Share on other sites
kenshin9_old Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Fox? Gray Fox? But I thought you were...*Cyber Ninja swipes at Sledge with sword. Sledge ducks and runs away. Enter Solid Dafool* Solid Dafool: Gray Fox? Wot am best sword? I beat up a drunk guy. Ninja: Wha...? *After three hours, the Cyber Ninja self-destructs. Solid Dafool sneaks off to annoy Sp00n with his very existence* Colonel: Snake? What's going on? Solid Snake: I don't know, some strange Swede just thieved my sneaking suit. Colonel: Are you wearing a bra? Snake: Uh, signals breaking up.... can't hear you... a wandering minstral I... I've got a terrible lion up my end. Colonel: ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> funniest thing i've heard in a long time , not including ''Kung-pow'' Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 L0l where o where did you find that ? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 He wrote it... Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 It's a qoute from Sledge, but I like to know wich topic it's from. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 A cross between Blackadder and MGS. With a cameo by yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 !? aight "Goes to get the Dafool oxford dictionary to translate" Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Man, this guy is so cool he even wrote his own dictionary... dude... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Either that or he was completely incomprehensible and some other poor sap had to write one... Link to post Share on other sites
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