rizzo Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 H_M recently converted to Hinduism Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 Indeed... Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Oh, so how many lives does he get with that? Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Oh, my mate sent me this a while back.  I want to see one now  Best I can see, when you pull the secondary trigger it fires a 2x20 scope (and rails) at someone. Could get expensive that one. Link to post Share on other sites
recon Posted February 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 How to Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't) Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your *albatross*. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower). Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Best I can see, when you pull the secondary trigger it fires a 2x20 scope (and rails) at someone. Could get expensive that one. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â Heh heh Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. Â Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Oh, so how many lives does he get with that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's not how many lives he gets, it's what he comes back at. If he has been good , he will come back as a tasty diet coke with lime, that will be drinked by the gods If he has been bad, he will come as a Pepsi, that will be shuned from society, never to return again Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 It's not how many lives he gets, it's what he comes back at. If he has been good , he will come back as a tasty diet coke with lime, that will be drinked by the gods If he has been bad, he will come as a Pepsi, that will be shuned from society, never to return again <{POST_SNAPBACK}>  I see...religion is so mysterious.  *insert rubbing chin smily here* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 How to Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't) Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your *albatross*. Get in shower. Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner. Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower). Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>    We've been caught lads! Link to post Share on other sites
recon Posted February 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 yep Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 LOL fantastic Banzai Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Oh man, I'm quoting some of that in my sig.  ...actually, just the "woo-woo" bit  ---------------------------  EDIT: Just made this myself...  Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Â Â Â Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 Roffles @ Burberry-dom, and the biggest pair of man-tits I've ever seen. Â Also, lol @ Rasta Suprise Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 we need a woo hoo flanges! and fruit cages as well Link to post Share on other sites
Siciro Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 *fruitcage* that mate! stupid pot smokers need to stop getting even more stupid. It is the most ironic addiction ever. make money so you can buy weed (litteraly) so you can sit around talking about stupid stuff and sit around so you can sit around. then go out and work for more money and repeat. stupid morons. Â I knew a guy who acctually owned a bottle of burberry and got it stolen during one of his many parties by some chav. Anyway im going to go watch the tele and relax so i can start the prosses of sleeping. HECK its after midnight! ###### Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 its 1:20 am here Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 *fruitcage* that mate! stupid pot smokers need to stop getting even more stupid. It is the most ironic addiction ever. make money so you can buy weed (litteraly) so you can sit around talking about stupid stuff and sit around so you can sit around. then go out and work for more money and repeat. stupid morons. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â You don't seem to know much about the subject you're commenting on. Â Marijuana can be very cheap for a start, it is in no way physically addictive, mentally yes, but so is anything. It's also one of the least chemical substances out there ! Oh, and alot of the best music novels etc where written by people who where high on drugs. Â Get clued in before you start making stupid comments. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Vengeance Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Not a picture I know. But a funny video none the less Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Ooh, you can attach videos. Nice! Â Seen it before, but still funny, and hell, I'd have Uma Thurman after 9 Coronas! Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 hehe thats v. funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Swift Vengeance Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 I feel violated. I was trout slapped by soloman.... Link to post Share on other sites
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Crandall Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Simply disgusting! Im offended Link to post Share on other sites
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