Bob the Angry Potato Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I can't help but snicker at this. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Search/512248.html Was reading my paper this morning, almost choked on my breakfast. Went to the newspaper site and got this, for your enjoyment. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Poor Guy. And some of us hate it when the morning wood doesn't go down for a while. I couldn't help but chuckle either. $750,000 wasn't excessive. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I'm kinda puzzled that anyone would call it excessive when the guy can't hug his own grandchildren. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I think he should have been awarded at least a million. It can't even be removed for crying out loud! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Too excessive? what about all those retarded lawsuits (McDonalds made me fat, etc) that payed out Multi Millions?! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Yeah, makes you wonder, don't it? I spilt hot coffee on myself whilst driving = multi millions. I don't dare hug my grandchildren for fear of being labelled a paedophile = $400,000. Not quite right, is it? Link to post Share on other sites
PILMAN Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Hey now the poor guy, imagine people looking at him "It's rude to point!" Link to post Share on other sites
Tunershark Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 geesh, thats pretty bad that sucks, i would kill the surgeon Link to post Share on other sites
Brucken Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I don't even want to know how many looks he got when going to pick up his grandchildren from daycare/ school. Link to post Share on other sites
Tunershark Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I don't even want to know how many looks he got when going to pick up his grandchildren from daycare/ school. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> he probably got slapped in the face Link to post Share on other sites
DazJW Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Yeah, makes you wonder, don't it? I spilt hot coffee on myself whilst driving = multi millions. I don't dare hug my grandchildren for fear of being labelled a paedophile = $400,000. Not quite right, is it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Also, a few minutes of pain versus 10 years of, let's call it suffering. Link to post Share on other sites
gebadire Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Poor guy. I hate it when u get those embarrassing ones when ur out, but having that 24/7, thats gotta suck. Put 'steel-and-plastic implant', cant say i would want that anywhere near there! Link to post Share on other sites
\OneShot/ Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 ewww. 10 years that must suck. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Oooo nasty, well at least he'll be able to pull. But $400,000 jus for that is stupid, oh wait i forgot, spilling hot coffee on you is more serious than a 10 year erection. Link to post Share on other sites
Dizzy Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Has anyone thought how the hell he can go to the toilet? Because you can't pee when erect and anyway it's pointed in completely the wrong direction! Poor guy Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 What's this about not being able to pee when erect? Am I the only guy who has a complicated system of piping and deflectors set up in my bathroom? Link to post Share on other sites
sadigh Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Must have been embarresing as hell in the gym, imagine doing pressups with that? nasty stuff Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 What's this about not being able to pee when erect? Am I the only guy who has a complicated system of piping and deflectors set up in my bathroom? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The trick is to bounce it off walls. Link to post Share on other sites
ENGLISHFELLOW Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 two points. 1. Did it not occur to him that he might want to go back to the surgeon or see another specialist instead of just living with it? 2. He walked into the surgeons office. No one made him. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 That woman who spilt coffee on herself A. Bought it on her free will B. Knew it was hot The man did walk in on his own free will, but he probably didn't think that'd be the consequnce, and I still say he shoulda got more than $400,000 Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 That's uh....weird...But think about the bragging rights. Then again...it would be awkward. And why's the thing steel and plastic? And why's a 68 year old man need to have sex anyways? I mean, he's a guy but common, that's over the line. Link to post Share on other sites
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