KAHUNA_32 Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 27 fun things to do on an elevator 1.) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12) Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 how about 28) Copy and paste something you read on the internet. That others may have read a few years ago, and wasnt even that funny then? Link to post Share on other sites
Hoppum Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 how about 28) Copy and paste something you read on the internet. That others may have read a few years ago, and wasnt even that funny then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I like that one best Link to post Share on other sites
KAHUNA_32 Posted July 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 29) slap the person who has to be disrespectful. no need to get upset, just delete the topic.... Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 how about 28) Copy and paste something you read on the internet. That others may have read a few years ago, and wasnt even that funny then? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well i found it amusing and haven't seen it before. Remember these forums aren't just for your entertainment, give people a break. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 This is the humor and jokes thread, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 This is the humor and jokes thread, right? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No. This is the 27 things to do in an elaavator thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 No. This is the 27 things to do in an elaavator thread. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now THAT is worthy of an 'lol'. Link to post Share on other sites
bigfish312 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 give him a break, it was funny Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Well i found it amusing and haven't seen it before. Remember these forums aren't just for your entertainment, give people a break. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quoted for truth. Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 how about 28) Copy and paste something you read on the internet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Isn't that what this whole forum is for? Link to post Share on other sites
ianhaz Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Well I lolled, so if you dont find it funny then just dont comment on it maybe?? And yeah, if you look down the list of topics, most of these threads are topics i have seen done before on other forums, yet i dont complain, because it isnt my place. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 I thought that was kinda chuckle worthy. I have a soft spot for the old classic: Ask someone what floor they want, and press every single button. Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 do the ol' Bart Simpson and press every button as you get out the elevator Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Fart and then shout "Oh Howard!!" Even if there is no howard Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 I like the plastic doll idea, but I think you should do other things to it than just talk to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sly_Marbo Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 There is the old favourite of just standing perfectly still in a really busy lift with a cheesy grin for the whole day.... Link to post Share on other sites
akimbros Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 Start humming the Monty Python theme song loundly. Start singing the Song that Never ends, and then panic when you realize that you can never end the song. ride your bike into the elevator. wear headphones, blare slayer out of them, and hold up your phone to your ear after 10 seconds loudly exclaim to the nearest business man, "DUDE, The phone is talking to me. KILLER!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
IvanD Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I liked it Link to post Share on other sites
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