phoenix360mute Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 lol!! and thats coke all over my keyboard via my nose <{POST_SNAPBACK}> should have snorted it quicjer then mate Link to post Share on other sites
Zero_DgZ Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Bunnyhop, bunnyhop, bunnyhop... Link to post Share on other sites
Blackwire Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 "New Cilit Soldier - BANG AND THE DOOR IS GONE!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> awesome! Link to post Share on other sites
Jenous Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 Jehovas Witness: The New Breed Link to post Share on other sites
newbkiller Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Jenous am win! Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Idle soldier: "Dammit jerry, you got the wrong door again." "oh sh*t, I'm stuck. This is going to be awkward when the owner gets here." "WAKE-UP CALL!!!" "This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes." Link to post Share on other sites
cross out the eyes Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Found here, if your interested. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Benefit fraud - Serious business Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 YOU WILL EAT OUR COMPLAMENTARY BREAKFAST!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> winnar Link to post Share on other sites
cabcat Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?! Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...* Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!! *bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?! Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...* Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!! *bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Found here, if your interested. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The funny thing is, to me, I used to do that to all the dorm doors at my last base. Usually with a very high-pitched scream and wielding a nerf dart gun. It was great to pull on the guys straight out of basic and were still giving reporting statements to anything that had more than one stripe (aka me). The look on their face when they got an orange dart to the forehead... ahahaha. I called it the "Van Damme Entrance" Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?! Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...* Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!! *bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> TIS POST AM TEH WERSTEST! Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 "OMG I GOTTA TAKE A SH!T!" (Dane Cook reference, anyone?) Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted September 9, 2006 Report Share Posted September 9, 2006 Ted: Hey bob! Remeber the new door opening technique?!?! Bob: Oh sure! *kicks door open, not remebering new technique...* Ted: *Closes door, opens it agian* THERE!!! *bullets fly by heads* Bob: We better remeber the tehcnique next time!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was so bad I almost gave you a neg rep. Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 *sees body on ground after kicking door* "oh, sorry sir, didn't know you were standing there." *sees couple on bed, couple doesn't notice them* guy1"oh cr4p jerry, it's the wrong door, let's go" guy2"yeah...you go ahead, im gonna....check for clues...behind the bushes" "honey, i'm home!" Link to post Share on other sites
jonarthur Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 *after watching the matrix* 'i can run up walls like neo !!!' Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 A scene from Ang Lee's latest film, Little Midget, Flying Infantryman. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 as caption contest 2 has begun, who won this one? (i vote me) Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
raggedyman Posted September 13, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 as caption contest 2 has begun, who won this one? (i vote me) Darkchild <{POST_SNAPBACK}> erm... err... okay, as author of the thread I guess I get some say in this (Darkchild130 you are an utter swine! I thought I was going to get away with that!!) Honourable mentions: pillow_pwnage - "Gee willikers Batman, he's climbing the wall!" mario114 - "Ekkk! A spider!!!!" (aracnaphobia ammuses me) AirsoftEngineer - ROOM SERVICE! Melonfish - *whistle Blows* "YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" jenous - Girl Scouts no longer ask 'please buy our cookies'. Sureal mentions DirtyMoFo - if you turn your head through 90 degrees youll notice actually its the midget who is stuck to the wall bathing in that velux window sledge - "That's not a knife... THIS is a knife!" "That's not a knife, that's a door with a flying kicking GI attached." "Ah, I see you've played Knifey Door with a flying kick GI attachedy before." Joint second Lil Leprechaun - YOU WILL EAT OUR COMPLAMENTARY BREAKFAST!!! ***Mamba15 - Tim soon found out that a short a$$ with No More Nails and an attitude problem is a MUCH greater danger than than the Taliban ever were and the winner... jenous - Jehovas Witness: The New Breed or at least thats my version Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted September 13, 2006 Report Share Posted September 13, 2006 "honey, i'm home!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I live with Ghost Rider. That wouldn't be too out of the ordinary in our house. Link to post Share on other sites
eligibb Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 "Look i can run up a wall like Bruce L. . . . owwww" Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted September 19, 2006 Report Share Posted September 19, 2006 eligibb gets a special mention for those special individuals who can't read. Link to post Share on other sites
eligibb Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 Hey im special . . ive even got the certificates! Link to post Share on other sites
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