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hey I taught you lived in Hawaii, or did the Japanese take it over again?

have some respect, December 7th is coming up!!!

 

A. Who the hell are you talking to?

B. The Japanese never took over Hawaii

C. I don't recall seeing any disrespect of 12/7/41 in this topic

 

well this what she does, she gives me neg rep points and then ruins my topics.

 

What neg reps? the last one you got was 14 days ago.

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you know that photo was staged, right?...The fellas in it were not the first to the top of the hill and did not raise the first flag on Iwo Jima.

like a photo op, recreation.

 

 

That is simply not true.

 

Raising the Flag at Iwo Jima

 

Marine 2nd Battalion Commander Chandler Johnson ordered a 2nd flag be raised in order to prevent the original being taken as a souvenier by the Secretary of the Navy James Forrestal. Although it was not the 1st flag raised it was not staged and the Marine Corp never claimed it was the only flag raised.

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It's not a funny photo either...

 

The one photoshopped with the Japanese Naval Ensign in lieu of the star-and-stripes is hilarious, though.

 

Or... at least I think so. Kinda like how I think the photoshopped image of the White House being pink with a Soviet flag flying over it is funny....

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Oh yeah? Well... Battle of New Orleans, baby!*

 

*Please ignore the fact that this battle was fought after the war was over.

The Battle of New Orleans, by Jimmy Driftwood

 

In 1814 we took a little trip

Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans

And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

 

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin'

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

We looked down the river and we seed the British come

And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum

They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring

We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

 

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin'

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise

If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes

We held our fire till we seed their faces well

Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em..

Well... we...

 

Fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin'

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles

And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down

So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round

We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind

And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

 

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin'

There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago

We fired once more and they began to runnin'

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

Yeah they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles

And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go

They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em

On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

 

Hut, hut, three, four

Sound off, three, four

Hut, hut, three, four

Sound off, three, four

Hut, hut, three, four

Hee hee. No offence but you Brits got PWNED there

2055 British Killed/Wounded/Captured--------101 American Killed/Wounded/Captured

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Marine 2nd Battalion Commander Chandler Johnson ordered a 2nd flag be raised in order to prevent the original being taken as a souvenier by the Secretary of the Navy James Forrestal.  Although it was not the 1st flag raised it was not staged and the Marine Corp never claimed it was the only flag raised.

 

yups, exactly. in truth though, the guys puting that flag up got all the credit while the people fighting off troops at the bottom of the mountain were never recognised... though many true heroes are never recognised so... ;)

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I wont even try to explain it to you.

 

If you won't, then I will.

 

This guy sends me PMs telling me to get a life when I negrep him once. Of course, me being me, I'll do what I do and troll a specific user who decides how long my penis is for me.

 

That being said, he further can't get it through his head that this is the eeeeeeentarnets, and that he's also not winning any maturity points by saying 'she' when he's talking about me. Also, he can't seem to understand why I hate America, even though I live in the country, and have my flag set to Japan instead, because Japan's attitude is clearly superior to his. Furthermore, he treats everyone who dislikes the United States Marine Corps with the utmost disrespect.

 

Make sense, sekiryu?

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If you won't, then I will.

 

This guy sends me PMs telling me to get a life when I negrep him once.  Of course, me being me, I'll do what I do and troll a specific user who decides how long my penis is for me.

 

That being said, he further can't get it through his head that this is the eeeeeeentarnets, and that he's also not winning any maturity points by saying 'she' when he's talking about me.  Also, he can't seem to understand why I hate America, even though I live in the country, and have my flag set to Japan instead, because Japan's attitude is clearly superior to his.  Furthermore, he treats everyone who dislikes the United States Marine Corps with the utmost disrespect.

 

Make sense, sekiryu?

 

 

wow you just cant shut the f.uck up can you?

 

 

And yes I am a poolee.

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wow you just cant shut the f.uck up can you?

And yes I am a poolee at the moment.

I made the commitment and I will take the Marine Corps challenge.

I will serve my country.

 

SEMPER FIDELIS!

ive reported you for improper conduct, dont use full stops to swear, this is a pg13 site ;)

 

also why should he shut up, he has as much of a right to post on here as you do, and considering the amount that you use that right i think he's got every reason to aswell. just becouse he doesnt like the USMC as much as you doesnt give you the right to verbally abuse him ;)

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