twiglet Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 link here Certainly made me smile does anyone actually have any of these at home, I seem to remember getting clobbered by something similar to number 5 at one time or another. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Lawn Darts! I got one stuck in my thigh, they were awesome. You wouldn't believe how stupid I was being when it happened... Link to post Share on other sites
Delfi Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 2 ... I must have item 2 ... D Link to post Share on other sites
scithe Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA!!!! that is classic! talk about overbearing mothers. their children are gonna grow up to be such dependant little pu$$ies in all honesty, if a 10 yr old kid is dumb enough to do some of the things they say have been done that resulted in death (shoving hot melted pieces of plastic used to make toy bugs down their throats) then they have quite a few problems already Link to post Share on other sites
KAHUNA_32 Posted July 4, 2007 Report Share Posted July 4, 2007 Toy Number [Legitimate Threat?] 10. Yes - Fix the pedal dumbass toy companies! 9. No - Simply don't point or shoot it at your friends stupid! 8. No - Refer to reason nine. 7. Yes - Must I even explain... 6. Yes - Make the caps safe you ballsack toy companies! 5. Yes - Plastic bottle rockets with blonde hair... 4. No - If some little *beep* doll starting biting me, I would be smashing that thing on the table with my free hand - little *badgeress* try and bite my finger now! 3. Yes - Suffocating people on their down time = no cool me friend. 2. WHAT THE *fruitcage* ARE YOU JOKIN' ME? 1. No - Refer to reason nine. Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I've had three of the ten. I'm still in one piece. Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Who's bright idea was it to give kids uranium? Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Who's bright idea was it to give kids uranium? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Russians? My guess at least. Link to post Share on other sites
Levi Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 And I thought it would be full of skateboards, pogo sticks, roller skates, yo-yos, and clackers... I should have known dolls and cap guns where more dangerous. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 my sister had a skydancer... then my mum baught me the "boys" version.... some kind of spaceman with spinning wings. The only way you got hurt was if you were TRYING to get hurt. same with the lawn darts, but we never had them. Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Sorry but that list is a little mixed up. Runaway motorcycles, more dangerous that hair eating dolls. Caps that are basically scaled down explosives, more dangerous than spinning dolls which are less dangerous than RC helicopters(Don't make me explain that one) Radioactive materials, more dangerous than lawn darts, hammocks, spinning dolls, cap guns, cannons, toy motorcycles, hair eating dolls, normal darts, chainsaws, assault rifles, fire, AIDS, stingrays, sex drugs rock n' roll, violent movies, family guy, racism, the KKK, katanas, tantos, any various samurai weapon, guns, airsoft guns, bb guns, and in some ways lead painted trains. All those other things can be healed easily, radiation will seriously *fruitcage* you up, for good. Link to post Share on other sites
alastairthegreat Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 depending on the type of radiation, its half life, and how powerfull it is. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Yes, to be fair living in an area with a granite strata near the surface will expose you to more radiaion that playing with that toy. Unless you eat the emitter. I got bored walking to pick up my lawn darts so I tied a piece of elastic to them to help me get them back and ended up with one in my leg. Top stupidity there. Link to post Share on other sites
alastairthegreat Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 thats classic mate, if you had died from that i would nominate you for the darwin awards Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 im shocked those shoes with the wheels hidden in the soles that seem to be the sraze right now, ive heard of at least 4 kids rolling in to the path of oncoming traffic with one death so far, i fail to see how a hair and finger gnawing cabbage patch kid is more dangerous than rolling out infront of moving cars lol id love one of those cabbage patch kids, attach it to the Missus hair while she's sleeping... the stuff of nightmares!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 id love one of those cabbage patch kids, attach it to the Missus hair while she's sleeping... the stuff of nightmares!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree on the heelys though, imagine if the wheels sprung down on those while you were walking up/down a set of stairs! >_< Link to post Share on other sites
T0p Sp!N Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Who's bright idea was it to give kids uranium? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe that "toy" set was made during the 20s or 30s, when there was no TV. This toy was quite popular, if I read correctly (from a PopSci mag). Apparently, the dangers of radiation are now more known then in the past... Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 quite popular? i dont belive it, all those Children handling Radioactive material and not one single Super Hero...... Link to post Share on other sites
Md0ggyd0g Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 I believe that "toy" set was made during the 20s or 30s, when there was no TV. This toy was quite popular, if I read correctly (from a PopSci mag). Apparently, the dangers of radiation are now more known then in the past... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're right on the lack of knowledge back in the day. It's been reported (history channel nerd, give me a break) that the US thought you could simply wash radiation off with soap and water (we dropped an a-bomb near a fleet and "washed" the radiation off of what didn't sink. Begin jokes insisting Americans are not all too bright. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 Begin jokes insisting Americans are not all too bright. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They would be after some lovely radiation exposure Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 When first discovered, radioactive substances were put in food, toothpaste and all sorts of other products, as it was thought radioactivity would be good for you. Would posting a picture of the Chris Benoit figure in this thread be really tasteless? Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 only if you sledge-shopped it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 You mean like this? Nah, even I've got limits. Link to post Share on other sites
hardboiledcop Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 hah, I'm glad you decided not to, it took 20 years for aids to become funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 hah, I'm glad you decided not to, it took 20 years for aids to become funny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and hundreds of years more for Leprosy to become hilarious. Cheers Sledge, you know i apreciate that! Link to post Share on other sites
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