DarkLite Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I lolled. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 So, at AG we'll all be wearing bandanas then? Cool! I think I've still got the one that came with my Rambo machine gun when I was about 6. I'll see if I can dig it out. - Regards Lord Flasheart as a perfect example of how to treat women. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 So, at AG we'll all be wearing bandanas then? Cool! I think I've still got the one that came with my Rambo machine gun when I was about 6. I'll see if I can dig it out. - Regards Lord Flasheart as a perfect example of how to treat women. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahh I've always wanted an excuse to get a bandana Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Now you have one. Bandanas on for AG, manly men! - Carries more than two guns into battle Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 *wants a skull and crossbones one* A real skull Link to post Share on other sites
FL_Racer Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -never asks directions -needs no help in moving, no truck either, can do it himself -never goes to the doctor "its just a flesh wound" Link to post Share on other sites
dirty mao Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 here's one: knows that a firm, open handed slap on the backside means "good work" Link to post Share on other sites
Catchv22 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -Extinct Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - Any man to man hugging (done seldom, if ever) is done quickly and efficiently, with one slap on the back. No more. - Favours enormous handcannons over girly pistols. Link to post Share on other sites
xRAZERx Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - Breaks fingers when shaking hands, - Can dismiss girly men and shop workers with a glare (over the top of sunglasses mostly) Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Not bothered to post in such a thread. *damn* Link to post Share on other sites
snip3r Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -attracts fine looking women with as little as a "hello" Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -carries every pistol he owns into combat. Link to post Share on other sites
stealth warrior Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -Can strike a match with his sideburns -Complements the farts of others on a schale of 1-10 -Bathroom conversation goes no further than a almost unnoticable nod of the head. -keeps a pencil behind his ear at all times (sharpened with a knife, none of that pencil case rubbish) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Whilst looking through the attic for my Rambo bandana (unsuccessfully ) I found the Rhino Action Figure! Sadly, there was no sign of a FAMAS or Desert Eagle with it, only an M16. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Has no real understanding of the workings of the female mind. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean to say that some people do have an understanding of that? Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Has at least one interesting scar. Seldom shaves. Owns a really out of date mobile phone, none of this colour screen polyphonic camera phone nonesense. Eats sandwiches, not baguettes. Can belch whole sentences. Has a stick of wood used only to stir paint. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 (Add on to the sandwich/baguette thing) - As long as the bread is THICK. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 - is manly - has a fire poking stick Link to post Share on other sites
Magnus Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 drinks LOTS of tea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The vast majority of qualities listed in this thread are considered manly in the States as well. Dare I say, the qualities are considered manly throughout the world? However, the above statement describes quite the opposite of manly where I live. Link to post Share on other sites
Puzo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 The vast majority of things here are universally felt as manly...or at least here in the States they are. I must say, however, the above statement is definately not. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed, Coffee all the way Link to post Share on other sites
stealth warrior Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 -Can only excrete the contents of his nose through his mouth or one nostril. - If his nostril must be wiped its with an ancient hankercheif never toilet paper. Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I think you will find that drinking Tea makes you a man in England. However, manly men are the first to volunteer for the pistols only round. They use locaps only, and will be the first in after the grenade. Link to post Share on other sites
situpking Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 does not know how to iron, in fact does not understand the concept of ironing. is aware that clothes are not " clean" or "dirty" but many shades in between. can get served in a bar in under 5 mins. owns a crow bar. wants or owns a truck can make check out girls blush just by looking at them. thinks a desert eagle is a bit small. showers.. not baths. ever. can crack his knuckles. Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can barbeque. If he does drink beer from a bottle, its Newcastle Brown Ale. Owns several knives, but they are all tools - not ornaments. Breaks up fights. Has his own darts and pool cue. Orders more than one burger at a time. The only scarf he owns has a sports teams name on it. Owns at least one article of clothing with a car/truck parts manufacturers name/logo on it. Link to post Share on other sites
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