rhino Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 about zombies, old school george romero finished his new 2005 zombie flick, day of the dead. shotguns out. I thought it was called Land of the Dead? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 yeah, day of the deads been done Link to post Share on other sites
nuclear_darkness Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Can i join in this zombie slaughter fest?..... *cocks Cz75* *zombie bites Cz75 from nowhere....... oh fruitcage Now where did i leave my FAMAS Link to post Share on other sites
Unlimited Ammo Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 Oh what the hey, *cocks glock, dons 'i got wood' t-shirt and grabs spade* perfec' cheers Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 *pulls out his Colt .22* AVE IT!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 this is the life- random, total slaughter of slow-moving objects, with a degree of comedic slapstick, and absolutely no recriminations from the po-lice never understood why everyone got so upset in zombie films- come on! its not called "Zombie Apocalypse" for no reason, just get stuck in! there's plenty for everyone Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 this is the life- random, total slaughter of slow-moving objects, with a degree of comedic slapstick, and absolutely no recriminations from the po-lice <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kinda reminds me of the original Doom, only with better weapons and pubs. Don't care how unpractical it is, the MK43 Mod 0 is locked and loaded! And a .44cal deringer, in my sock. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 what, in case one of the dribbling dead goes for your ankle? could happen, I suppose... anyway, back to the carnage! *grabs zombie, pulls its jacket down so it impedes his arm movements, does a three stooges style wavey-fingers-in-face-then-hit-it-in-the-chin move, and whips out a battery operated electric whisk, sets it to "really fast" and drops it into mr zombies undercrackers* *steps back to admire handy work* Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 12, 2005 Report Share Posted May 12, 2005 * Gets out C4 and shoves it into a zombies mouth. "Don't blow your lid" said with a sarcastic smile in an ahnlod accent and kicks the zombie off the top of a building into a horde of rambling undead. A massive explosion ensues clearing the way to pub. Link to post Share on other sites
-RAPTOR- Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! *USAS-12 fired in full-auto. Several large thumps are heard on wall outside pub. RAPTOR opens door and walks in* Oh, soory. I had to take Reagan International to LaGuardia, then to London, but the runwary was a disaster. I couldn''t find a cab that was on duty (They all seemed rather smashed and not very well-kept). Anyway, nearly all the cars were on the airport road, but were unoccupied, keys in the ignition and everything, so I grabbed a Land Rover Discovery II and used GPS to find 'pubs with crazily harry and cindered people'. I just about had to go though every one in the city, till I found one besieged by the Undead, and I had to check it out. TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU, LADS!!!! *Sixteen more BOOMs are directed at the door as the dead try to sneak up on RAPTOR as he was explaining why he was late. Sliding sounds indicative of reloading, then more BOOMs, drowning out shouts of "eat it, eat it"* Link to post Share on other sites
dirty mao Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 -walks out the door with single 1911 in hand, screams of "eat it!" and "DIE!", followed by seven bangs and a scream follow.* *comes back at the end to save the day through convinient plot device* Link to post Share on other sites
Teap0t Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 if a true zombie pandemic occured we'd all be fooked haha. yeah its the land of the dead, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 He's a zombie, at 'im lads *hacks off ZombipOt's head with a teaspoon* One lump or two? Link to post Share on other sites
Teap0t Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 *pops out another head* graargh mutant zombie mwaha Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 *Kills Zombie mutant with cricket bat.* Link to post Share on other sites
HawaiiIceMan Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 zombies, where? *looks through the spotting scope*---> HOLY SHIIIZZZAA!!! (runs to get M40A3 m16a3 and .45) *yells to whitefeather* YO LETS PICK OFF THESE MUTHABLEEPERS!!! *turns to everyone* HEY yall M249 EM TO WHERE IT HURT!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 errrr. yeah. moving on! *big dave paraglides into the upper apartment of the pub, as the helicopter run out of petrol (damned inflation) and pops into behind the bar.* anyone for a pint? * decides to attach handy katana (how handy) as a bayonette to the SPAS he brought* <<bababababoooom!>> yup, thats the heli down! Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 13, 2005 Report Share Posted May 13, 2005 nice shootin', tex! *pauses to swig pint of the good stuff and poke a passing zombie in the eye before smashing empty pintglass over its head* now, who's round was it? Link to post Share on other sites
-RAPTOR- Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 MMMmmmmmm.... Franchi SPAS-12. Nice choice Dave. *Barrel of USAS is melting, as the dead pile up in mountains. Starts singing METALLICA: Master of Puppets.* "Come crawling faster, Obey your master! Your life burns faster, Obey your master! MASTER! Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings! Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams! Blinded by me, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'cause I hear you scream: MASTER, MASTER!" *Picks up a good Starka brand Vodka, bites off the cap and takes a swig.* Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 In case of a zombie out break I shall invent the ultimate anti-zombie weapon- a P90 that has a clip of 30 14gauge rounds, an EOtech, and a VL1 flashlight. Link to post Share on other sites
Unlimited Ammo Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 *friend gets bitten* *takes off i got wood t-shirt don's U.S. camos and cowboy hat* *pulls a minigun out of nowhere and says it's payback time* *Decimates half the north west of England* cheers Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 I just saw Shaun of the Dead on Saturday night. Now, I definately know what weapon to use: Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 no. no no. no. NO. a US "paddle" is not a cricket bat. smegging americans and their total inability to get on with their neighbours... of course, try telling them that cricket is played by the largest democracy on the planet, and they think you mean KFC votes on who gets b-b-q sauce... Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 Oops...my bad. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 17, 2005 Report Share Posted May 17, 2005 yay franchi SPAS 12's! <stops to take a swig of 'chopin vodka' ("you can really taste the chopin!") before he kebabidies a nearby zombie.> remeber, dont eat the dark meat laads! <<<EDIT>>> starts to sing 'the trooper' by the maiden of iron. "you take my life but i'll take yours too! reach for your musket but i'll run you through! etc etc" Link to post Share on other sites
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