Seraphim989 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 what kind of sleeping buddies? The sort with "benefits"? Yep. One of them just bought us doughnuts. Oh yes I can! & I've met a few girls who can too. They really need to learn to control that gag reflex. Once you get started, there's no point letting a few chunks of carrot & tomato skins get in the way. Greg. Oh dammit there go my doughnuts.... Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Yep. One of them just bought us doughnuts. Oh dammit there go my doughnuts.... You win. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Yep. One of them just bought us doughnuts. Oh dammit there go my doughnuts.... So donuts have a hole in the middle because......... Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 So donuts have a hole in the middle because......... They look great as ear rings? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nah you guys got it all wrong. Its all about the creme filled ones. And yes, they were creme filled BEFORE I got them, ya dirty pigs Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nah you guys got it all wrong. Its all about the creme filled ones. And yes, they were creme filled BEFORE I got them, ya dirty pigs You said it, not us. We was being all primm & propper & you had to spoil it with your smut! Any one know why chocolate tastes so good after a curry? Genuine question, no insinuation. Sorry, that's a bit too far off topic. I'll open up a new thread. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Ya, but over the last few pages, I feel that we've grown so close. We're so in tune with each other. And mainly I know what gutterheads you guys are Also, whats "a curry"? Oh so NOW we've gone too far off topic, have we? Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Oh so NOW we've gone too far off topic, have we? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 So far off topic it is just wrong. And Greg when have you been primm and proper, it was you who told us you bent your boss over her desk and took her up the back door. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 So far off topic it is just wrong. And Greg when have you been primm and proper, it was you who told us you bent your boss over her desk and took her up the back door. 'FireKnife' Look, the public has a right to know. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Really, do you want to know what girl has asked me to do them up the back door? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 You do them, or they do you? Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ok, a story told to me by someone who works at a shelter for "working girls" in Kings Cross. She has a client who is a rather experinced street worker with a severe crack habit and very poor health. She's developed a very deep abcess on her inner upper thigh, so for quick liasons, she helps her clients into.... you can imagine the rest. Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Boke! Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Really, do you want to know what girl has asked me to do them up the back door? 'FireKnife' No but the public do. How else would the Sun sell 12 million million million copies a day. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 ok, a story told to me by someone who works at a shelter for "working girls" in Kings Cross. She has a client who is a rather experinced street worker with a severe crack habit and very poor health. She's developed a very deep abcess on her inner upper thigh, so for quick liasons, she helps her clients into.... you can imagine the rest. See, now that's what I call capitalism. If you was in that state, you'd have a few days off but no. She's a real trooper. On a side note; my mate's gf's aunt's back door has been knocked off it's hinges. So after 20 years, she's having to go back to front hole sex for a bit, until it's all better. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Look, the public has a right to know. Greg. Tell me your boss was the PM Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 girl has asked me to do them up the back door Read again Azubi, my backside is a one way street. Well if you must know she is actually on these forums. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Belladonna didn't want some bum loving did she? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nope, she isn't well known but is on here. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Read again Azubi, my backside is a one way street. 'FireKnife' You should try a bit of back door fun. You might like it. You don't have to put it on the net. You could keep it to your self. Go on, give it a go. Plenty of lube mind. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I am fine with my backdoor being a one way street. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Nope, she isn't well known but is on here. 'FireKnife' Don't kiss & tell dude. I got the impression you were honorable. If she wants it go go public, let her tell the tail. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Ah well, it's up to her lol. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I am fine with my backdoor being a one way street. 'FireKnife' & I'm happy for ya but you know, live a little, loosen up. Don't knock it till you try it twice. The first one might be duff & all that. Not all those anal beads end up in girls shopping bags you know. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
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