greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Ah well, it's up to her lol. 'FireKnife' Good man. Greg. P.S. Pm me, right? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Can if you want lol. Don't think she would be too happy though. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Can if you want lol. Don't think she would be too happy though. 'FireKnife' No, the public does not have the right to know, & as per the emoticon, I was just having a stab at ironic humor. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Read again Azubi, my backside is a one way street. 'FireKnife' Entrance only, no exit, because the *suitcase* comes out the other end? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 And that is what she said. Was waiting for a turn around to that phrase. I know Greg lol, but i am just laughing at everything i see on this thread 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I don't see the problem with butsechs, mind you the only thing I have ever declined to do with a girl is any kind of scat stuff. It's all fun. Now, professionals. I have met some lovely ones and some right old miseries. In the UK, because it is underground you never know what you are going to get and you can't complain if you get a duff lay. In the states however you can go to a real pro and be prepared for the best nookie of your life, ho-boy! In Germany there was a brothel I used to go to where you paid an entrance fee, swapped your clothes for a dressing gown and then had access to 24 hour gym facilities, free bar, buffet, comfy sofas etc. All the drinks were served by the most gorgeous working girls. At that point you were set, you didn't have to have sex with anyone, you could just hang out, eat and drink in comfort. You could also negotiate some private time with the ladies. The all had sexual health certification and weekly check ups. That was a brilliant set up. I went out with one of the girls for a while, educated, beautiful and wealthy. Her attitude was that if a bloke was prepared to pay her for it then why not take his money? She drove a Porsche. She had a plan for a job when her appeal faded too. Shame it didn't work out between us really. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 I know Greg lol, but i am just laughing at everything i see on this thread 'FireKnife' It's a belter ain't it? Some of our best work, it ought to be a stickie. Or at least, it IS a bit sticky???????? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 She had a plan for a job when her appeal faded too. Shame it didn't work out between us really. What happened? Cheque bounce. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Problem is fireknife... any unscrupulous *bramston pickle* who now looks at your friends list has a 50% chance of finding said lady... Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 What happened? Cheque bounce. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Problem is FireKnife... any unscrupulous *bramston pickle* who now looks at your friends list has a 50% chance of finding said lady... Haha, woops there then But i doubt the people on Arnes are that bad Or at least, it IS a bit sticky???????? Could be stickier, no-one has had a quick tug to this thread yet have they? Finally if your cheque bounces when you are with a pro does it count as 'rape' or 'assault'? That one would be a sticky dilemma in more ways than one. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Haha, woops there then But i doubt the people on Arnes are that bad Could be stickier, no-one has had a quick tug to this thread yet have they? Think again to both Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Finally if your cheque bounces when you are with a pro does it count as 'rape' or 'assault'? That one would be a sticky dilemma in more ways than one. Fraud? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Fraud sounds about right. But you never know would make a hell of a court case. Think again to both Please don't tell me that you have knocked one out to this thread, and if you have please say it was the pictures on the first page. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Yeah I was joking... Im not Guzzihero Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Meowwww! If Guzzi sees that you will need this website: http://www.ukhandbags.com/ Enjoy. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 And you call us wankers...damn limeys Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Because most people in the US don't seem to get it. Like ######, to us it means drunk, to you it means angry. Hence why in Shaun of the Dead they say drunk not ###### so as not to confuse the non-UK folk. EDIT: Damned swear filter. Grrrr 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 No there wasn't a big problem between us it's just that I had to move away. A lot of my friends couldn't understand how I could "let" her carry on working when we were seeing each other. What? She earns more than me and she is doing a job she had when I met her, what kind of lunacy is that. To be honest I welcomed their confusion. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Fair enough, everyone needs a job. But isn't it like dating a pornstar, you know there job is to get screwed at work and then come home to you. Unless it was the job they used to do then not so bad. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Yeah sure but I guess I just don't care. I'd date a porn star. It's only a job. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 True, but would you want a girlfriend who's job is to have sex with other men / women? Then again it could have it's advantages, if you liked something a bit wild or if she was bi and you after a 3some? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
sir naggedalot Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Mention prostitutes on here and the post fly up!! Hot topic!!! Link to post Share on other sites
creepingfear Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 That blond lass from the Toon next to that female copper looks alright. I'd smash 'er. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Bet she would love that. A good smashing, what girl could ever say no EDIT: And this topic is going haywire from the second i entered. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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