Caboose Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Doris hated emptying the lint tray of her industrial washing machine. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "Right....i might need more than 1 calgon" Link to post Share on other sites
pace Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Is this the way to armerillo? Link to post Share on other sites
squarepusher Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "In the Navy we pack into more tight places before breakfast than most people do all day" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *fruitcage* winner! Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Manuel! I said bring up the bags to room seven! Now get out of the trash chute! *in best John Cleese voice* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did anyone get that Fawlty towers reference? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> John Cleese never said 'trash' Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 What rizzo said is true he neevr did say "trash" i forgot what he said instead of that. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 That part was added. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Whaddya mean? "That ain't a Washin' Machine?" BREAKING NEWS!!!! TaQ's rapage of his P90 hit's new levels! Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Hi im barry white and im here to tell you about Cilit bangs amazing torpedo tube cleaner, just one squirt and look what it does. Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Pearson Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 The engineer always hated doing repair work on vibrators for fat lasses. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "This is ma all noo Lean Mean Fat Reducin' machine!" "Step 1: Climb inside the special drum" "Step 2: Make sure you have no loose items about your person" "Step 3: Cook until crispy MMM MM!" (Now available at Boots, Aldi and local Bargain Booze retailers) Link to post Share on other sites
BaldFish Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 (in best russian accents) (Due to lack of funding from the Kremlin the latest Russian Submarines were not able to rearm with torpedos) Gunner - "Ivan your turn" Ivan - "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Pictures of Moon Landing a Fake! (Bloke in background: B*****ks! Wrong picture!) Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Out of shot: The m4 that this thing is RIS-attached to. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "What's this kitten doing in here?" "I thought you needed a CAT scan." "How wasted did I get in Tokyo? I though this was one of those 'capsule hotels!'" Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Pearson Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 The gynacologist always liked going in deep with everything he did. Link to post Share on other sites
Blackfox Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "Introducing the Maruzen gas powered torpedo tube<some assembly required>" Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 "...Don't try this at home Kids!" Link to post Share on other sites
BaldFish Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Durex..... when full protection is neccesary Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 "when i said id didn't mind doing CQB, i meant..." Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 AAAAAAAAAH!!!!MOTHERLAND!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I don't exist when you don't see me.... Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Alice was thinking "Bloody Hell! This IS a big Rabbit Hole!" Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 The good folk at NASA had the perfect opportunity to rid themselves of George Bush when he came to inspect the International Space Station . . . Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Gynaecologist becomes "Confused" Link to post Share on other sites
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