Steve Pearson Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Right, we've had the one about Basil Brush (f####ing vermin that it is), the current one about tea and not forgeting (how could we) the "infamous" one about the look of the XM8. Now it is time for the all important one. Well, what's it gonna be? Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty65 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Who voted for bathroom curtains?! Link to post Share on other sites
skeeter Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Sheesh, you forgot about kitchen roll, the favourite for people who forget to buy loo roll. Very strong and gives a superb if slightly rough wipe. It takes a while to break down so if you're a twice-daily dumper avoid it. And where are wet wipes? Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan74 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 You forgot "nothing" and "hands" ...not that I would vote that or anything Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 If I'm buying it... the cheapest stuff that money can buy... 6 rolls for 99 cents!! all other situations - whatever's handy, TP, paper towel, magazines/newspaper, birch bark, pine cones, other people's assignments, other people's bath towels, and of course shower curtains if all else fails desperate times call for desperate measures Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 If I'm buying it... the cheapest stuff that money can buy... 6 rolls for 99 cents!! all other situations - whatever's handy, TP, paper towel, magazines/newspaper, birch bark, pine cones, other people's assignments, other people's bath towels, and of course shower curtains if all else fails desperate times call for desperate measures <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, and I'll take "the Cat" for 500, Trebeck. Link to post Share on other sites
JimmehR Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Andrex, with aloe vera, *badgeress*. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Oh, and I'll take "the Cat" for 500, Trebeck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll play your game you rogue. I'll take therapists for twenty. Link to post Share on other sites
Fall_Ryan Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I voted for Tracing Paper, as Sandpaper is not on the list. Link to post Share on other sites
5thElement Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I had a whine about toilet paper the other day on another forum... "toilet paper....why do they need to stick the first sheet down so damn well?!?! You end up ripping the first few sheets to bloody pieces trying to get it off, so not only do i need to wipe my *albartroth*, i now need to clean up the f-cking toilet paper confetti lying over the floor from trying to get the first sheet off" lol anyone else get this? or is it just me lol Link to post Share on other sites
optant Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Andrex until it's run out....then I use my girlfriend's Always Ultra. Surprisingly large when you fold out the wings. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Charmin ftw! Gotta love how soft it is on your peachy cheeks Link to post Share on other sites
knownolimits Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 andrex because it has aloe vera for conditioning cheers Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 I just get whatever name brand is cheapest at the time. Generally this is a 12 pack of Double Velvet in white. Link to post Share on other sites
Hissing_Sid Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Gotta say I do usually buy Andrex. Every so often I'll buy one of those huge 12-packs of some own-prand variety but it's usually pretty thin and, I'm sure you'll agree that it's a right bloody nuisance when you poke your finger through it while in use, we usually go back to Andrex afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
knownolimits Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 own brand is like recycled paper on ur *albartroth* not that i used it before cheers Link to post Share on other sites
Chris P Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 own brand is like recycled paper on ur *albartroth* not that i used it before cheers <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because using own brand toilet paper is a bad thing........ The stuff we get in our bogs in halls is a laugh, you can see through it and as soon as it gets wet, thats it. It disintergrates Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 what do you think are the first things to get cut by the government? toilet paper... school food... they serve food that should be labeled "Not fit for human consumption" and then give us the cheapest TP EVER made... And then they wonder why we talk about revolution all the time Link to post Share on other sites
Joss Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 My *albartroth* voted for andrex Who forgot to add leaves...for those 'wilderness' situations Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Bidet ftw. (I'm not kidding) Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 I voted for Tracing Paper, as Sandpaper is not on the list. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Izal toilet paper! In a box or on a roll (also handy when used as greaseproof paper or as tracing paper... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 I see charmin isn't on the list --; Andrex it is! Link to post Share on other sites
optant Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Apparently, Ch Ch Ch Charmin is only so soft cos it's made from recycled baby nappies. Link to post Share on other sites
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