doc_newstead Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Appalled at the damage it was causing, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked Hurrican Katrina out of existence. Unfortunately, the resulting shockwave caused the formation of Hurricane's Rita, Wilma and the Kashmir Earthquake. After this, Chuck thought it prudent to stop meddling with the weather. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 I was under the impression that Hurricanes Katrina, Rita, Wilma, and the Kashmir Earthquake were Chuck Norris. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 That would be funnier if you didn't live in America, which just happened to get *fruitcage*ed over by Katrina. That's okay, it was about as funny as Chuck Norris. In other words, it WASN'T. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 But you live in Yugoslavia. Also, LAWL at Hurricane Katrina. LAWL at American Government. Link to post Share on other sites
dtmowns Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 He can't act, and he'd get his *albatross* kicked by Bruce Lee. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I second that, especially the Bruce Lee part. Link to post Share on other sites
BakaBox Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Oh yes, roundhouse-kicking pants. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Oh... the horror. That's almost as hideous as Darklite's penis jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
Robot 2000 Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 WARNING... CONTAINS CHUCK NORRIS: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Conclusive proof that norris is not invincible! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Oh... the horror. That's almost as hideous as Darklite's penis jokes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You love it really. Link to post Share on other sites
Jules Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 *dives out of thread* Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 Run, Jules! RUN! Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 8, 2006 Report Share Posted January 8, 2006 That would be funnier if you didn't live in America, which just happened to get *fruitcage*ed over by Katrina. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I must have missed that on the news. And given money to a totally unrelated relief fund. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted January 9, 2006 Report Share Posted January 9, 2006 Karate Kommandos..... yes its spelt with a K Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Holy titty-*fruitcage* Christ! That is the coolest thing EVER. Rep points for the first person to point me to somewhere I can download an episode. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 *points at Chuck Norris' crotch* Good luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 http://www.virtualtoychest.com/chucknorris/chucknorris.html :: lol Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 I have to know what happened with the Deadly Dolphins! Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Wow, a Ruthless Super Ninja. He looks a bit camp Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 All ninjas are camp. That's why pirates are better. Now, find me that download! Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 I dont think they ever made one. Chuck got bored mid way through filming and never made any more cartoons. Would you try and stop him leaving ??? Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Just for Sledge http://cgi.ebay.com/Chuck-Norris-Karate-Ko...1QQcmdZViewItem I dont know if american videos will work in our players but the guy says he will ship internationaly. Or if you like, Chuck Norris novels Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Booyah...VHS version. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 And now we play the waiting game... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 16, 2006 Report Share Posted January 16, 2006 Bruse Lee would kick the *beep* out of Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee was a freakin God, Chuck Norris just wears size 1 blue jeans and throws round-houses. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now, even if we spell Bruce's name correctly, a Google search finds this: He was in "Way of the Dragon" with Bruce Lee in 1973, although Bruce won that battle. However, Chuck faced Bruce in an actual martial arts tournament around the same time period, and Chuck actually won the match! Link to post Share on other sites
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