christoff hitler Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 hi, dont post any stupid jokes about babies or anything wierd like that. the best ones i know are- Your mum is so stupid she tried to drown a fish Your mum is so stupid she trippd over a cordless telephone wire If there two chavs in a car with no music, whos driving? The police. So if you know any good jokes post them here ---> Link to post Share on other sites
dannyboy Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 the best (I sincerely hope not) ones i know are- Your mum is so stupid she tried to drown a fish perfectly doable, actually Your mum is so stupid she trippd over a cordless telephone wire again, perfectly doable So if you know any good jokes post them in one of the other joke threads <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
alastairthegreat Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 2 chavs drive off a cliff in a corsa whats the tragedy?? a corsa seats 4. i know its rubbish but every time i post a decent joke the thread gets locked Link to post Share on other sites
dismemberd Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 haha, I love chav jokes Link to post Share on other sites
nuclear_darkness Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 A bus full of chavs drives of a cliff, who wins? Society. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Q) What do you call a bus full of chavs at the bottom of the ocean? A) A good start Q)What do you call a chav in a car A) Thief Q) What do you cal 5 chavs in a car A) Organised Crime Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 What do you call a chav in a box? Safe. What do you call the chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand. Link to post Share on other sites
Slash' Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Of course you've all heard this one but just so its covered: Q:What is the similarity between a chav and a slinky? A:Both are basically useless, but it is mildly amusing to watch them fall down a flight of stairs. Speaking of which, has anyone heard the one about the dyslexic, agnostic and insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog? Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Q) Why did the Chav cross the road? A) To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q) How do you start an argument with a chav? A) Speak Q) What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? A) What you lookin' at?" Q) How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding? A) She is the most pregnant one. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 Q) What do you call a chav with a brain cell? A) A Miracle. Edit: Q) How do you get 3 prostitutes to sit on a stool? A) Turn the stool upside down an tell them to sit. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 2, 2007 Report Share Posted May 2, 2007 How do chav brain cells die? Alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 1. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Innit. 2. There are two muffins in an oven, one says to the other: "Man, it looks like we're done for." the other one responds: "HOLY *beep*! A TALKING MUFFIN!" Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because Ewar Woowar is just ridiculous. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh (say it out loud) Link to post Share on other sites
pugboy Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 how was copper wire invented? Two Scottish people fighting over a penny!! What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy 0'Furniture Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Q) Whats brown and sticky? A) A stick Q) Whats Brown and very sticky. A) Stick covered in glue. *badum tish* Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 Is this the bad jokes thread, or...? Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 3, 2007 Report Share Posted May 3, 2007 well since were turning this into the worst jokes ever thread Q) Whats big, red and eats rocks A) a big red rock eater knock knock who's there Amonia Amonia who Amonia little girl and i cant reach the doorbell a piece of string walks into a bar and orders a pint, the barman says "sorry we dont serve string here" so the piece of string walkso outside, He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." a duck walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says sorry we dont serve ducks" the duck replies "thats good because i dont want a duck i want a beer Link to post Share on other sites
SHARKY2.0 Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Wanna ride dirt bikes? What goes in hard and pink and comes out wet and sticky? A. gum If con is the opposite of con what is the opposite of progress? I can't think of any more right now. Link to post Share on other sites
christoff hitler Posted May 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 your mums so stupid she stole free bread your mums so stupid she climb over a glass wal to see what was on the other side. your mum is so fat, when she wears yellow people call for a taxi. Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 If god made the front of women, who made the back? A: The council, there the only people that would put a shithole next to a play area. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 i found that joke funnier when it was the human body was designed by the council. who else would run a waste pipe through a recreational area also like whats the similarity between talking to the mafia and giving a woman oral sex? one slip of the tongue and your in the s**t Link to post Share on other sites
jerrytylke Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 man all this eurpeon talk ruined it for me, i dont even know what a chav is ! and well using mum instead of mom kinda makes jokes lame too, but heres some american mom jokes yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles yo mommas so fat she uses buses as roller skates yo mommas so dumb she starved in a grocerie store eh i couldnt think of any of the good ones that i laughed at but those were the ones i could remember heres some other american-dumb related humor 4 guys walk into a bar, theres one stool left. how do they all sit down? flip it over how do you create a stampede in los angeles? throw a penny down the street meh whatever i cant think of anything good Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 yes america where all good comedians go to cry. in a comedy club a white jamacian comic is on cahhatting away and someone shouts out if you jamacian why aint you black? he re[laies htere are white jamacians, isnt my accent a clue? heckler shouts out again "if youse jamacian sing us one of those rasta songs" Comidian shouts in the mic, swearing non stop for 20 seconionds. helckler " that was good sing us another one" Link to post Share on other sites
alastairthegreat Posted May 5, 2007 Report Share Posted May 5, 2007 how does every racist joke start? by looking over both shoulders how many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they just sit in the dark and cry. excuse me sir, why is there a blue man sitting on your porch?? (pm me for the answer, i dont fancy my chances if i post it here) Link to post Share on other sites
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